taking a sicky...

[0iD]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"





She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.

[MD]

hahha quality.

[pr0p4g4nd4]

That's a good 'un

[javalord]

Note to self... ;-)

[Spud1]

quality mate

[Steve A]

Roffle!

[axis09]

[Dark Horse]

Thats quite amusing

[ELL]

lol nice one

[xbo]

lmao, good ol' blond jokes are always among the best!!

[gman1981]

[The_Iceman]

Joke of the day I needed some cheering up!