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  1. 20-09-2006, 03:59 PM #17
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    what happens to people after death?
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    I think mine would go like this:

    Me: So God. You made Adam & Eve, right?
    God: Yes my son.
    Me: And they had 2 kids yeah? Cain & Able?
    God: That is correct. They followed my will and went forth and multiplied.
    Me: So let me get this straight. They had 2 male offspring and you never make no one else. So there was there some serious incest going on or were they hermaphrodites?
    God: No one likes a smart arse! <SMITE>
    Me: (now a zit for all eternity on Satan's arse) Bugger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    I think mine would go like this:

    Me: So God. You made Adam & Eve, right?
    God: Yes my son.
    Me: And they had 2 kids yeah? Cain & Able?
    God: That is correct. They followed my will and went forth and multiplied.
    Me: So let me get this straight. They had 2 male offspring and you never make no one else. So there was there some serious incest going on or were they hermaphrodites?
    God: No one likes a smart arse! <SMITE>
    Me: (now a zit for all eternity on Satan's arse) Bugger!
    hehehe greedy sod - you only get one question

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    Me: So God. You made Adam & Eve, right?
    God: Yes my son.
    Me: AAArrrgggghhhhhhhh!!

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