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    Talking A funny joke for us welshies

    A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day,when
    he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran
    down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the
    man, "Paidwch yfed yr dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi" (don't drink the water, it's not nice).

    The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his
    ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.

    Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer.

    "Paid fachgen! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid crappio yn y dwr!" (Don't boy, the
    water is not nice. The sheep pooh in the water).

    Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked
    right up to the man at the stream and once again said "Dwr yn ych-y-fi!
    Dim yfed!" (the water's dirty don't drink it!)

    "I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I couldn't understand a word you
    said!" said the man at the stream in a fine English accent,

    "Oh I see" said the farmer. "I was just saying, if you use both hands
    you can get more in..."

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    Diolch yn fawr!

    (Thank you very much)

    P.S Although I lived in Wales for many years, the above fragment of Welsh represents how little I know

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    Haha, very funny

    I don't want to know what the farmer does with his sheep though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XA04 View Post
    Haha, very funny

    I don't want to know what the farmer does with his sheep though.
    I was wondering who'd be the first to bring that in

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    Quote Originally Posted by XA04 View Post
    Haha, very funny

    I don't want to know what the farmer does with his sheep though.
    it was inevitable.

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    *snigger* Excellent - oh, and Big Leon? The sum total of my comprehension was Dim Parcio (which given that I didn't drive when I lived in Aberystwyth wasn't TERRIBLY useful...).

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    Well it's not my fault, you should of said cows, or goats.. but sheep? you brought it on yourself


    Just messing mate

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    Lol yeh no problem, I should have added a condition to the thread that anyone can post as long as its to laugh

    No references as to which country has best farming methods, language, cultutre, blah blah he he.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKMuFFiN View Post
    blah blah.
    Must be a regional pronunciation

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    Quote Originally Posted by nichomach View Post
    *snigger* Excellent - oh, and Big Leon? The sum total of my comprehension was Dim Parcio (which given that I didn't drive when I lived in Aberystwyth wasn't TERRIBLY useful...).
    Surely you know what 'Araf' is?

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    Ysgol!

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    Maen hoffi rhaglen yn i Red Dwarf achos maen gomic

    Now before I get flamed, I'm pretty sure that has spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in it

    But feel free to guess what I said!

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    Dydw i hefyd yn hoffi y rhaglen yna, ond ddim ar ol series chwech

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    Rydw i'n hoffi coffi

    siarad yn cymraeg?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Must be a regional pronunciation
    lol indeed. Your not a Gog are you?

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    do you think its very wierd the welsh launguage? its like nothing else lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by harry1 View Post
    do you think its very wierd the welsh launguage? its like nothing else lol
    Looks like Klingon to me

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