Girlfriends say the best things

[greektony]

Cross my heart that is the honest truth. A real jewel lol

[streetster]

A friend of mine (blonde) thought that Wales was a county lmao. She is actually very smart aswel

we all know its a principality

[Howard]

How much electricity DOES a TV use on standby?

Couple of watts max

depends on whether it's a TFT or CRT

potentially a lot, if it keeps the electron gun and magnets charged

I've never known this, and I presume by "magnets" you mean the coils? None of this is kept alive when you turn off a CRT

[Howard]

edit: Darn

[NightshadowUK]

"Does scanning use your ink up?" <-- Personal favourite said by a (female) mousy blonde mate of mine.

[Konan555]

Ohhh - that ink one reminds me of back when I sold my 4X CR-R drive. The person that bought it phoned me up to complain they could only squeeze two CDs in the tray, if they loaded the 4 in it was 'supposed' to do, the door wouldn't shut.

[AlCapacino]

This girl once asked me why do you use a computer if you can have me in bed? I was like wtf!?

[steve threlfall]

This girl once asked me why do you use a computer if you can have me in bed? I was like wtf!?

Let me guess, you carried on playing cs

[[GSV]Trig]

Got a woman come into the PC shop I used to work in wanting some memory for her husbands PC.
"What sort of Computer is it" was the obvious question...


"A Beige one" was the not so expected reply. I had to keep a straight face while a collegue went out the back to laff his arse off...

[ACiD303]

Her, going through my record collection : "ohhhhh, I like this one.....it's nice and furry!"

Me: "eh??" *perplexed and turns round* .... "that would be a slip mat!"

(just in case, a slip mat is what u have between your turntable platter and record so you can scratch it back and forth)

I found it funny

[bigblue]

Probably says more about me, but...

My ex-girlfriend was famous for her gaffes but the best ever was:
When asked where she was going on holiday: "Spain".
When asked whereabouts: "Portugal"

My current girlfriend (who is damn intelligent, but rather dizzy) spotted a "shiatsu" dog the other day (Barbara Woodhouse would be proud) and described a party she'd gone to as "a bit of a damp squid". The latter quote has been defended and has been seen used in the press but I'm having none of it

I'm more in favour mocking the elderly than the blonde. One of my workmates wound her mother up to the extent that the poor old sod was standing at the window waiting to see an sent email flying by on it's way to Australia. Ah, it comes to us all !

[dave87]

rofl, nice one

I'm sure I've been asked some rather dumb things recently, but due to the uni lifestyle (booze & lack of sleep) I've completely forgotten them

[LWA]

A colleague at work once phoned me up after sending a screen shot of her desktop to an external company.

She said in a worried voice "They won't be able to read my emails by clicking on the icons in the picture will they?"

Needless to say, I struggled to keep myself from exploding with laughter....

[99Flake]

I have to favourites: -

1) Said by my girlfriend (who has brown hair but should be blonde)

"What day is bank holiday Monday"

2) From a friend who is most definately blonde (although is actually very intelligent). We were on a bus going down a hill and conversation is as follows:

Non Blonde friend "I would hate to cycle up this hill"

Blonde friend "Why? It is a downhill"

Me = In hysterics