Carckin Jokes

[0iD]

I'm bored, anyone got any decent (cleanish, it's a family forum peeps) jokes?

[Clunk]

What do you call a one legged Chinese athlete?
































Won Gym Shu.

[kickstart 1]

A little girl goes up to her dad and asks,"where does poo come from daddy?".
The father thinks for a moment, then says,"well you know me,you and mummy have just eaten breakfast?"
"yes" answers the little girl.
"well that food goes down into our tummies,then our bodies use all the good stuff, and the unwanted stuff comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet.That is poo"
The little girl looks shocked and stares at him in silence for a few moments.
then she asks...
"and what about Tigger?"

[Mrs Dak]

What do you call an exploding monkey?












A Baboom

[BlindMelon7]

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "do you know how to drive this this thing?"

Had to be said (I couldn't think of any clean ones )

[Mike Fishcake]

A little girl goes up to her dad and asks,"where does poo come from daddy?".
The father thinks for a moment, then says,"well you know me,you and mummy have just eaten breakfast?"
"yes" answers the little girl.
"well that food goes down into our tummies,then our bodies use all the good stuff, and the unwanted stuff comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet.That is poo"
The little girl looks shocked and stares at him in silence for a few moments.
then she asks...
"and what about Tigger?"

HAHAHAHA

I don't think that I've heard that one, surprisingly

[redsky009]

Two fish were swimming upstream, having a nice long chat about the water and where to get the best shrimp and so on. As one is telling the other about ths great bit of algae he had just seen he swims straight into a wall, right in the middle of the river. He turned to his friend and said, "damn"

[BlindMelon7]

Two fish were swimming upstream, having a nice long chat about the water and where to get the best shrimp and so on. As one is telling the other about ths great bit of algae he had just seen he swims straight into a wall, right in the middle of the river. He turned to his friend and said, "damn"

Am I just too stoned to get that?

[BlindMelon7]

Edit: Sorry, double post

[XA04]

A little girl goes up to her dad and asks,"where does poo come from daddy?".
The father thinks for a moment, then says,"well you know me,you and mummy have just eaten breakfast?"
"yes" answers the little girl.
"well that food goes down into our tummies,then our bodies use all the good stuff, and the unwanted stuff comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet.That is poo"
The little girl looks shocked and stares at him in silence for a few moments.
then she asks...
"and what about Tigger?"

That little girl is going to have a corrupt memory of winnie forever

Am I just too stoned to get that?

Obviously so

[5lab]

how do you get a fat girl into bed?


















piece of cake

[ctid]

how do you get a fat girl into bed?


















piece of cake

quality

[Clstrphbc_donut]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

''Does this taste funny to you?''

[Nick]

My all time favourite:

A man walks into a drum kit... buddum tish!

[redsky009]

Am I just too stoned to get that?

Yup hehe

[tiggerai]

how do you get a fat girl into bed?


piece of cake

he he he

Although it would work for pretty much any girl...