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  1. 02-01-2007, 07:48 PM #17
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    There was a really good program on Radio 4 last christmas where they interviewed the company workers that make the jokes.. the number of legal guidelines they had to follow so that the jokes didn't offend anyone was mind blowing!
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    y does santa have 3 gardens?

    so he can hoe hoe hoe....
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  3. 05-01-2007, 01:33 PM #19
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    My one was rather more confusing, nobody could get it...

    How do you get 4 polar bears in a car?
    Take Rudolf out first!

    ...?
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  4. 05-01-2007, 02:35 PM #20
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    i think thats it Elyk, it doesnt matter how you pronounce rudolf it has nothing to do with a car.

    no hidden meaning
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