Some mildly humourous suggestions...

[GeorgeTuk]

Excellent, although a lot of them look to be Viz top tips.

"Fun-sized Mars Bars make ideal normal sized Mars Bars for dwarves."

"Normal-sized Mars bars make ideal fun-sized Mars Bars for giants."

"King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal size Mars Bars for giants."

"Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal king-sized Mars Bars for dwarves, as well as fun-sized Mars Bars for giants."

Edit: and this...

"To make your husband's trousers heavier, hang onions from the belt loops"

Exactly what I thought. I loved the computer game for Viz with all the little top tips on loading.

Also Wii has them too! Although I think they are unintentional!

[redsky009]

Exactly what I thought. I loved the computer game for Viz with all the little top tips on loading.

Also Wii has them too! Although I think they are unintentional!

For a bit of nostalgia...
http://fishtank.org.uk/humour/humour.php3?articleid=61