Im going to go insane.
I could deal with the random letters coming from Nigeria claiming I had somehow been given $10 million from some weird trust fund that I had never heard of, and asking to send over all my bank details.
I laughed at the bad grammer and the random words which they used to try make it sound more 'professional' (yeah right!). I also amused myself in the fact that they would use a letterhead which had a 5x5 resolution and was stretched all over and randomly placed, and you would have thought that when they are giving me £10 million they could afford more expensive paper, or at least some white paper.
BUT! when they start bidding on my items on ebay and asking me to send them to ther friends in Nigeria they have gone TOO FAR!
The thing that annoys me most is that they still make it so obvious who they are:
Mine had changed their user id twice in the last month, with the last change on the day of their first bid!
They send email messages pretending to be ebay and paypal. ermmm, mate when I log onto my account to transfer fund to my bank so i can pay to deliver the item I'll see that you've not paid, thanks.
Plus wouldnt it be easier for you to get me to send it to ur dodgy mates in the UK and then forward it to Nigeria urself, that would make it look less dodgy and the fact that I have already said I won't ship outside the UK should make you think again, I never knew international delivery cost only £2. Cock.
hmmmmm
Rant over,
Stephent3