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    I feel loved again...

    HELLO DEAR,
    GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
    I AM MRS JANET SMITH,A WIDOW TO LATE CANDY SMITH I AM 55 YEARS OLD, I
    AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE
    BREAST,FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT
    IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WONT LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY
    DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
    MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN
    AFGHANISTAN,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDNT PRODUCE ANY
    CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL
    HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.
    THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2
    MONTHS,SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE
    DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE.
    I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I PRAYED OVER IT.
    I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $3,000.000.00U.USD (THREE MILLION
    UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.
    PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY ,

    AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION, MY ATTORNEY, WHO PRESENTLY IS IN AFRICA WILL
    FILE IN AN

    APPLICATION FOR YOU FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.

    LASTLY, I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE SURE
    FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH
    ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY.

    MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF

    GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
    I AWAIT URGENT REPLY
    YOURS IN CHRIST
    MRS. JANET SMITH.
    Not had one of those for aaaaages
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    Slightly different from the usual form, they must be getting more inventive...

    Oh, and since when has CANDY been a blokes name?

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    hahaha, candy. then again they call people "Rod" "Tex" "Gaylord" etc so anything is possible?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    send one back saying

    Code:
    stop shouting  :(
    or possibly

    Code:
    CAPS!!!!!11 :(
    Last edited by MadduckUK; 14-02-2007 at 12:25 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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    well, Moby old bud, she's awaiting your urgent reply.. going to oblige?
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    well she did call me DEAR - and she's gonna die soon; I was gonna try for the whole inheritance.....
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    if she's 55 then how old was the hubby? ASK HER
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    yeah I heard when CANER STAGE gets really bad people do all kinds of crazy things
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    The two timing cow. Devastated.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I SPRAYED OVER IT.
    Sounds like something a man says to his Thai mail order bride.

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    didnt notice that. does indeed sound like monitor bukkake
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    I thought you couldn't convert out of Islam, can someone correct me on this?

    I am only assuming this considering shes supposedly had a husband living in Afganistan who was as she says killed in an US anti-terrorist raid, which is a fair assumption considering the US has only done anti-terrorist raids on nations whose people are pre-dominantly followers of Islam...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarffie View Post
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    I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I SPRAYED OVER IT.
    Sounds like something a man says to his Thai mail order bride.
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    Still, send a reply.. just think how much better Hexus would be with that kind of endowment

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