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  1. 15-02-2007, 01:59 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Just as Russian is English with the Rs backwards, German is English with the Ws sometimes replaced with Vs.
    and the V's as F's, and the Th's as Z's and the S's really sharp and the T's really sharp.

    Zis is gut, vill you cam to tea viz me?
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  2. 15-02-2007, 01:59 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlindMelon7 View Post
    OKAY... .

    So far we have 1 real comedian. Which in my opinion proves that germans lack humor. Apart from htid's dad.
    My dad?? Read properly man (can you tell i'm putting off doing uni work? 6 posts in this thread already)
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  3. 15-02-2007, 02:00 AM #19
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    your future dad-in-law then
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  4. 15-02-2007, 02:04 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by htid View Post
    Unusual that I've now heard the word "obergruppenfuher" twice today:

    (21:27) ...: Where is Canda? Sounds Eastern European
    (21:27) Ich stepp in den: Canada*
    (21:28) ...: Ohhh! You mean Kanada, Land of Gold Paved Streets
    (21:28) Ich stepp in den: nein
    (21:28) ...: Ja, mein oppengruppenfuhrer

    well...nearly the same word anyway
    Wonder what the odds are of hearing the word Obergruppenfuher twice in the same day? Gotta be a long shot.

    You want to buy a scratch card tomorrow...could be on some sort of 'things with very long odds happening' streak.

    Also my Dad won a quite amazing £12 on one the other day. So it can happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    your future dad-in-law then
    I hope Not for a few years yet though
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    I saw a pair of German comedians once. They were quite funny, and sang a version of Bob Marley's "We're Jammin'", replacing "Jammin'" with "German" throughout.
    Better than any other comedians on that night!
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  7. 15-02-2007, 11:26 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny View Post
    I saw a pair of German comedians once. They were quite funny, and sang a version of Bob Marley's "We're Jammin'", replacing "Jammin'" with "German" throughout.
    Better than any other comedians on that night!
    http://www.kissthisguy.com/lyric.php?id=4969

    hardly original tho. also notice someone called "Steve B" who like pajamas. could it be our Steve B?
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  8. 15-02-2007, 12:06 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny View Post
    I saw a pair of German comedians once. They were quite funny, and sang a version of Bob Marley's "We're Jammin'", replacing "Jammin'" with "German" throughout.
    Better than any other comedians on that night!
    Die Clatterschenkenfietermaus ( http://www.dieclatter.co.uk/ ) by any chance?
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    Yep!



    What an awful website though. Seriously.
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  10. 15-02-2007, 01:01 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny View Post
    Yep!



    What an awful website though. Seriously.
    I know...

    (But anyway, they don't really count, what with them being Geordies in real life)
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    If there funny Germans there not actually going to be German at all seems the concensus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Fishcake View Post
    they don't really count, what with them being Geordies in real life
    Oh the irony...

    You need to be a fake German to be funny
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    Yes!
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    Which brings us back to Adolf. He was a fake German, born in Austria.

    And his little comedy trousers he was so fond of wearing - genius!
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    He has a point. His jokes weren't that funny though.
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    neither are bushes. no-one can say he isnt a clown
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