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  1. 15-02-2007, 12:36 AM #1
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    GERMAN Comedian?

    Right, I'm really bored. I challenge the good people of Hexus to find a German comedian! I'm not being racist but I think its true that, in general, Germans have no sense of humor
    With love and many thanks,

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    Adolf Hitler.
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    Rolf Harris.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Adolf Hitler.


    I'm serious! I can't find one! I asked a german guy that I know and he said he wasn't into that sort of thing. I also asked a dutch friend (its near enough).
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    Bully. (Michael Herbig http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Herbig)

    Traumschiff Surprise was quite good (and I saw it in German and don't even speak German!)
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    German comedian = oxymoron
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlindMelon7 View Post
    Right, I'm really bored. I challenge the good people of Hexus to find a German comedian! I'm not being racist but I think its true that, in general, Germans have no sense of humor
    My girlfriend is German and we have lots of fun (no sexual comments please) and her dad is very funny too, so I disagree
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    There you go then topic starter - htid's girlfriends Dad is a German funny, disproving the myth that there are no German funnies.
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    you HAVE to laugh at your GF's dads jokes tho. ITS A RULE
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    you HAVE to laugh at your GF's dads jokes tho. ITS A RULE
    That's true. I do laugh even at the unfunny jokes
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    Here is von for you - 2 Jews are verking on der railroad in vinter...


    Just got to chuckle politely and look at your feet if its your girlfriends Dad though.
    Last edited by Stewart; 15-02-2007 at 01:42 AM.
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    why is a swede telling the joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    why is a swede telling the joke?
    Thats no Swede fool, thats textbook German.

    Just as Russian is English with the Rs backwards, German is English with the Ws sometimes replaced with Vs.

    Also 'von' is the most German world in the world. Even more German than 'Obergruppenfuher'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Thats no Swede fool, thats textbook German.

    Just as Russian is English with the Rs backwards, German is English with the Ws sometimes replaced with Vs.

    Also 'von' is the most German world in the world. Even more German than 'Obergruppenfuher'
    Unusual that I've now heard the word "obergruppenfuher" twice today:

    (21:27) ...: Where is Canda? Sounds Eastern European
    (21:27) Ich stepp in den: Canada*
    (21:28) ...: Ohhh! You mean Kanada, Land of Gold Paved Streets
    (21:28) Ich stepp in den: nein
    (21:28) ...: Ja, mein oppengruppenfuhrer

    well...nearly the same word anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Thats no Swede fool
    oops sorry, i read it as though it was funny. now it is SINISTER
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    OKAY... .

    So far we have 1 real comedian. Which in my opinion proves that germans lack humor. Apart from htid's dad.
    With love and many thanks,

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