GERMAN Comedian?

[snedger]

do not click on the following link
http://www.german-jokes.com
Herr Kallenbrecher's mate made me laugh though!

[htid]

Spoke to my girlfriend and now have some names...although since they are German you wouldn't understand

mario barth
maddin schneider
christoph maria herbst
michael mittermeier
badesalz
mundstuhl
cindy aus marzahn
johann könig


There you go BlindMelon

[Stewart]

Little tip for you to ensure your relationship goes smoothly - don't mention the war. Or the other war. Or 1966. Or this thread. Or Adolf. Or the Battle of Britain. Or Operation Sealion.

But most importantly of all, don't get pissed and walk around her old mans front room, doing a Basil Fawlty silly walk singing 'two world wars and one world cup, do-daah, do-daah'.

That would be inconsiderate.

[MadduckUK]

and dont ask if he's been to a barbecue in Dresden

[Stewart]

And if she asks you if you know where Coventry is, don't say 'no, but I bet your Grandad does!1!!11!'

[MadduckUK]

and dont hum the dam busters tune when he's around

[Stewart]

No, don't do that. The theme from the Great Escape is more catchy.

[MadduckUK]

nah too much running away involved. the mental image of dams breaking and stuff is far better


I MEAN WORSE OF COURSE

[BlindMelon7]

Which brings us back to Adolf. He was a fake German, born in Austria.

And his little comedy trousers he was so fond of wearing - genius!

His "gas chamber" sketch was my personal favorite