HEXUS energizes the PowerPack with another 'Golden Sample'

[DR]

Please guys We have a surprise and it will all be done soon

[SAMSAMHA]

yeah, the surprise is that I won everything, the system and the card.

[werty316]

damn you SAMSAMHA winning all the uber swag.

[SAMSAMHA]

HAHAHA, I wish I am that lucky. We'll have to wait and see who is the super winner.

[werty316]

hehe my fingers are crossed just like everyone else.

[Edud]

Just to say,Good luck to all of us and to Andy at his new post, chow for now.

[da.Guvna]

Brown nose

[Andy]

lol,

The wait will be worth it peeps!

[SAMSAMHA]

the wait is worthwhile if and only if I am the big winner.

[neologan]

Still no winner announced?

[DR]

OK Our winner is:

rajagra

"Andy was shocked to find that only unlicensed minicabs worked south of the river... "

We have ten runners-up

Paul Adams

"Still from early shooting of "David Brent and the Temple of Doom".

eldren

"To the UK
A nerdy elephant came
She brought an intelligent character
And Andy was his name

One dark night
They slipped aboard a plane
And off they flew to Hexus land
And were soon to be seen again

....ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
Who said goodbye to Gainward
Off they rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
And trundled off to Hexus
Off they rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

Night by night
She 3DMarked her machine
Before Andy had come along
High scores were just a dream

With 1337 tricks
And Andy to advise
Her brand new system overclocks
And now it really flies

....ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
Who said goodbye to Gainward
Off they rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
And trundled off to Hexus
Off they rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

The head of Hexus is calling
Far far away
They meet each night by the silver light
Of an LCD display

....ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
Who said goodbye to Gainward
Off they rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
And trundled off to Hexus
Off they rode with a trumpety trump
Truuuump truuuuuuump truuuuuuuuuuump"

Rave

"Herman's Hippy Hammock and Graphics Card Emporium had misinterpreted Andy's request for 'CoolFX'"

Clstrphbc_donut

"Once Andy had mounted the elephant, it was clear he was hiding the fact he had gainedwood"

holywhippet

"First Picture:
Rome Total War was completely bogus. These things don't stampede madly when they get scared. Right? Guys? What are you doing with those fire crackers?
Second Picture:
They told me I have to read this whole employee code of conduct handbook before starting my new job. Thankfully they didn't say I had to be sober at the time."

pudds

"Although pleased with his new job at Hexus.net Andy couldn't help but feel dissapointed at the company car he was offered."

shiato storm

"Andy rued the day he was transferred out to Hexus's 'cheaper to run in foreign country' forum helpdesk...but at least they provided him with beer in true Hexus style"

dangerous_dom

"Welcome To Club 18 - 30**
** Tons"

losing-touch

"Andy pictured the look on Dr. Dolittle's face when he realised Andy had escaped with one of his unusual chubby horses."

The runners up will get HEXUS.goodie bags - which will be sorted after CTS

[pudds]

runner up ain't bad Wots in the goodie bags ?

[DR]

Yet to be confirmed, we have some of the stuff but not all of it - yet, we wanted to give you guys a statement of who has won We were so impressed with the quality we thought more than one prize was important

[Andy]

Congrats to the winners, you guys did an excellent job of making me fall off of my chair laughing!!

[pudds]

no probs, looking forward to it

[DR]

Don't tell him but Andy is going to sort them out when CTS is over