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Thread: HEXUS energizes the PowerPack with another 'Golden Sample'

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    Pic1: "I have my left leg stuck in an elephants head........god damn now a guy with a camera, i'll just fluke it, no one will notice (smiles)...."
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    Rather massive caption, this, but at least you can sing it to the original Toy Dolls song.

    To the UK
    A nerdy elephant came
    She brought an intelligent character
    And Andy was his name

    One dark night
    They slipped aboard a plane
    And off they flew to Hexus land
    And were soon to be seen again

    ....ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
    Who said goodbye to Gainward
    Off they rode with a trumpety trump
    Trump trump trump

    Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
    And trundled off to Hexus
    Off they rode with a trumpety trump
    Trump trump trump


    Night by night
    She 3DMarked her machine
    Before Andy had come along
    High scores were just a dream

    With 1337 tricks
    And Andy to advise
    Her brand new system overclocks
    And now it really flies

    ....ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
    Who said goodbye to Gainward
    Off they rode with a trumpety trump
    Trump trump trump

    Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
    And trundled off to Hexus
    Off they rode with a trumpety trump
    Trump trump trump


    The head of Hexus is calling
    Far far away
    They meet each night by the silver light
    Of an LCD display

    ....ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
    Who said goodbye to Gainward
    Off they rode with a trumpety trump
    Trump trump trump

    Nellie the elephant packed her Andy
    And trundled off to Hexus
    Off they rode with a trumpety trump
    Truuuump truuuuuuump truuuuuuuuuuump

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    Public vote:
    the song wins it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafeman
    Andy the Elephant unpacked his trunk and said goodbye to the circus
    Of he rode with a Trumpety Trump Trump...

    Yeah give it me hehe
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    PIC1: Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!

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    "I always Feel a bit of a Dick on an elephant myself, Don't You ?"
    or " Andy Finally gets on top of the Jumbo problems of moving from Gainward to Hexus"

    And

    "A Beard in the hammock is worth two books in the bush"
    or "Excellent Book, Gets right to the bottom of Tie Dying"

    Welcome, Bienvue and all other salutations, You sound quite Handy Andy, er as far as Hexus is concerned anyway, Good Luck ! Kung Hay Fat Choy ( I think, Chinese New year thing , lol)
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    Picture one:
    Cruising on the nature's eco-friendly express. The only way to travel(TM)
    or
    Best. Transport. Ever. I want one of these home with me.
    or
    Wow! This new graphics card is amazing! It actually looks like I am ridning an elephant! Oh wait. I am riding an elephant. Hmmm...so this is what reality feels like.

    Picture two:
    "Surprises for your wife when returning from abroad". Wait until she sees our new "car"!
    or
    "Smuggeling an elephant through customs for dummies". This is going to be great!

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    Caption Picture 1

    Hi, I'm Andy and this is my elephant Fluffy.
    We are your local mouse catchers.
    I've got some bait here somewhere.


    Caption Picture 2

    What a day!!
    Fluffy has run away, dam mice!!
    But worst of all, I lost my only mouse skin hat.
    Time for one more pink gin and finish this Star Trek book, then off to look for my Fluffy.

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    pic 1: I've got my golden sample right here
    pic 1: Remember at school and the woody you got on the morning bus ride to school? You should try riding an elephant!

    pic 2: Well I can't drink through it, but I can piss through it

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    Pic 1: All yours elephants are belong to me!

    Pic 2: After reading the warrenty, it was decided to return the elephant...tomorrow...
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    hehehe, I decided to write a little story about this, hope that's okay.


    After leaving Gainward, Andy felt so depressed, so he went on a trip to Thailand. One day while Andy was traveling in the deep forest of Thailand, feeling sad from leaving his job, Andy got lost. In full panic, Andy passed out. In this sunny noon time, when the hot sizzling sun is scorching on Andy’s face, he felt so hopeless. Suddenly, a giant shadow casts over his body and picked him up. Somewhat unconscious Andy got rescued by a hunky (yeah that’s right it’s hunky) elephant. The giant elephant carries Andy on his back and rescued him from the danger of the jungle. When Andy awoke, he feels that life is not so bad afterward. He fells in love with the giant elephant. They blossomed into such inter-species love. They often go on trips and enjoy each other’s company. However, after few month of passionate love, Hexus comes to Andy and offered him an offer that he cannot refuse. Andy feel so torn by his love and his passion for his work, he can’t decide what to do. The giant elephant senses Andy’s tough decision and decided to leave him. With the elephant’s departure, Andy feel so depressed and sad. However, life goes on, as Andy took his job at Hexus and begin hardworking on his job. He often still think about the rough skin and the huge warm body of the giant elephant. He returns back to Thailand from time to time hoping to find the giant elephant. As he often sit outside on the hammock sipping on his beer on their little wooden house in the jungle hoping that the giant elephant will one day return to their home so that they can rekindle their inter-species relatoinship.

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    Andy was pleased and couldnt help but grin as he realised that there is something with a bigger nose than himself

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    pic 2 - Andy before joining hexus, bored and depressed.

    pic 1 - Andy grinning with approval at joining hexus, and showing of his new gold watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David on page 1
    ***STOP PRESS***
    Instead of the 6600GT, we have now got a 6800Ultra to give away courtesy of our friends at XFX - http://www.xfxforce.co.uk
    Woohoo!
    I'm as happy as a Hexus recruit swinging in an elephant's jockstrap!

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    Ok, discard all my other comments. Heres my official (final) entry for the competition, this is the one to be judged on.

    Nelly the elephant packed her chump and said goodbye to the circus !

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    Pic1 = Said the Elephant: how do you drink through that?

    pic 2 = Thought Andy: well at least what I drink tastes good *chuckling as he watches nelly drinking...OUT OF THE RIVER!!

    [I make that one all! oh, and when is this all decided on?]
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