how about for pic 1
(under breath to elephant) hehe ... Nelly how the fook did the paparazzi find us here? Just keep smiling *grin* ....
or
PHOTOGRAPHER: smile for the caption competition!!!
how about for pic 1
(under breath to elephant) hehe ... Nelly how the fook did the paparazzi find us here? Just keep smiling *grin* ....
or
PHOTOGRAPHER: smile for the caption competition!!!
Last edited by mo0n3h; 11-02-2005 at 12:50 AM.
1) Andy tried to remain calm, but he was couldnt find the counter curse to remove the hamster that had been stuck to his face....
2) I wonder if my bum looks big in this?
3) The luxury suite with all mod cons and internet access wasnt quite as Andy had expected
If you're not living on the edge, you take up too much room
The irony of riding the elephant was that Andy was also offering rides on the trip...
Beasteality, its not just wrong, its a Sin.
How much this time baby?
How to make the elephant laugh, say your penis is bigger then his. (All in the spirit of fun man)
Last edited by outlawzsm; 12-02-2005 at 01:45 AM.
Sandles - check. Linen slacks - check. Cool hat - check. Exotic location - check... I can't believe it, but I'm on the vacation of a life-time! Now, I know there's somethin' missing 'ere... Ah! That's it: Where's my big fat cigar to celebrate my new job at Hexus.net??
Hmmm... What does that say again? "You need another beer!!"
Welcome Andy!
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. - Batman costume warning label (Rolfe, John & Troob, Peter, Monkey Business (Swinging Through the Wall Street Jungle), 2000)
"NOTHING can touch me up here!!!", Andy thought...
"NOBODY steals MY graphics technology and gets away with it!"
thought the Predator.
AvP: Andy Versus Predator.
Pic 1 : Andy was so chuffed with his new watch that he insisted it took centre stage in the picture, even if that meant cutting his friend out of it.
Or : Sitting on top of the big elephant shaped rock while holding his nuts proved far too much of a comical photo opportunity for Andy to turn it down.
Pic 2 : Andy tried hard to read his book, but couldn't stop wondering to himself why on Earth anyone would bring a scarf to the jungle.
Or : With an obvious lack of trees, In true lazy male style Andy made the best out of it with a couple of posts feet away from his door step.
Wait a minute... this isn't the ferris wheel!
1.Dumbo the elephant sticks his head down in shame after seeing Andys Fake Gold watch lol.
2.Andy reads his book for hours as his watch only has 1 hand on it!!!!!!!!!!!
UK Massive
caption for first pic:
"Now to get my pc up here.."
Caption for both pics:
I <3 Shane Richie.
Maybe this elephant wants some nuts *opens fly*
pic 1 caption: sure hope my new job at Hexus will pay for the my new gold watch and my new elephant.
pic 2: i dont think i´ll be able to take the elphant to the UK. What the f&%k ill just charge the boss for the shipping!!!!!!!!!!
"See here's what I'm speculating on. The elephant has 2 eyes. I'll let this glitzy gold watch blind one eye, so the other eye must look where he's going. That way the elephant won't be able to see what I'm actually doing with the other hand. You have to be careful with those elephants, they'll remember for the rest of their lives what they saw."
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