Keeping the little woman happy...

[Nick]

So the other half is going shopping.

She gives me a list and says "Stick down on there anything you think you can't last the month without.."

She comes back, looks at the list and walks off in a huff.

Apparently putting 'Blowjob' on the list wasn't what she was looking for...

[RavenNight]

You brave brave man.

[Tarinder]

Giving or receiving?

[DR]

Giving or receiving?

ahahahah

[Scott B]

You should have put other, even more abhorrent options (assuming there are some) like heroin, animal porn or The Best Of James Blunt above it on the list and crossed them out. Then she would have seen how much worse things could have been and gladly fellated you - assuming that's what you were hoping for.

[Nick]

She crossed it out and put 'Pasta'... so now I'm confused if that's a code-word to use in front of the kids or if we actually need pasta... I guess I should clear that up or it could be very embarrassing if we have anyone around to dinner...

[Scott B]

lol - or you could hedge your bets and get Canelloni

[Nick]

Remind me never to come to yours for a cannelloni 'meal' then...

[tiggerai]

Sounds like you need to put "Trousers" on the list, coz you blatantly don't wear them!

[Lee H]

She crossed it out and put 'Pasta'...

Well you know what to do.

Prod her awake at 3 am and ask her if she'd like to indulge in a little bit of 'pasta' then.

[Nick]

Sounds like you need to put "Trousers" on the list, coz you blatantly don't wear them!

That's just called 'being prepared...'

[Azza]

That's just called 'being prepared...'

hahahaha

[pauldarkside]

Are you following me around?

Me? No