Ahhh, but what if the heatsink and processor were equally rough and that both surfaces were able to connect like interlocking teeth?
Heatsink
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Processor
Wouldn't this provide the greatest surface area?
I suppose this is impossible to do in microscopic terms but what if they were like instead matching grooves/teeth on both surfaces, say 1mm width.