sorry,
it was meant as a genuine question with sarcasm thrown in because there have been loads of threads that say "I'm the man but can someone help me do the basics"
The correct way to ask the question without the sarcasm would have been.
You say you're more than capable of knocking up your own site,
But then you say you need graphics, layout and template help ?
What part of "knocking up your own site" are you more than capable of,
eg: if someone does the layout, graphics, and templates for you what else do you need done ?
EDIT: sorry thats still sounds harsh, its not meant to though.