Installing a Husband! - Joke

[Hunain]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Supporta

Last year I upgraded from Fience 1.0
to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Fience 1.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:

· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

· Cricket match 6.0, Political debates 4.0
· Major League Football 3.0 and
· Newspaper 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs at all, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Fience 1.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Fience 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 isa great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn newapplications quickly. You might consider buying additional software toimprove memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Look Gorgious 7.7.

Good Luck

[staffsMike]

That's an old one, havn't seen it for a while lol

[Hunain]

lol just crossed, thought its a must share!

[SiM]

You thought of a lot of threads to make while your parents banned you from the internet!
(that is my explanation for your temporary disappearance and the mass posting in your return)

[Hunain]

lol, yeah, you got it right SiM!

[staffsMike]

What were you banned for, HSF porn?

[SiM]

What were you banned for, HSF porn?

They found a msn transcript log with a conversation with Agent

[Hunain]

HAHA...wow

[shadowmaster]

Ignore wrong thread

[Funkstar]

Ignore wrong thread

Do you mean "Ignore, wrong thread" or that we should always ignore the wrong thread?

If it's the latter, which is the wrong thread?

Or more importantly which is the right one?!?!?

[Clunk]

Do you mean "Ignore, wrong thread" or that we should always ignor the wrong thread?

If it's the latter, which is the qrong thread?

Or more importantly which is the right one?!?!?

The qrong thread? Which is the qrong thread? Anyone seen the qrong thread?

[Funkstar]

iz thst bettew Clink?