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    ...Just need to fill the tank three times a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
    (it can break any speed limit in the UK )
    So could my 0.899litre fiat Cinquecento...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard View Post
    So could my 0.899litre fiat Cinquecento...

    downhill with the wind behind you?

    aslong as it can break it you can stick to the limit....instead of going at 60 in a 70 limit lol

    kalniel: If you heard the music coming out of it you would be sure it wasn't a chav car (don't recall chavs being fond of Pantera )

    as for filling the tank...nope, normally once a week is all it needs
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
    downhill with the wind behind you?
    It'll do 85 if you plant your foot and wait patiently
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave87 View Post
    Heh, nice one, any pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard View Post
    ...specs please...
    '98 Turbo, PPP (back then Prodrive did a custom remap round silverstone as part of the pack) with injectors, fuel pump, exhaust, STi suspension (as in they fitted it in Japan before it was shipped), GReddy Profec e-01 boost controller, think thats it..

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    Shame to hear the CBR has gone ,you kept it all winter and now the good weather's on it way!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Shame to hear the CBR has gone ,you kept it all winter and now the good weather's on it way!!!
    Clever man, if you want to get a good price

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    the impreza isn't mine..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J4MES View Post
    Ooh it's the wagon/hatchback... Nah that's not chav

    Performance stats? I've never known how the older ones perform, only that the new ones do 0-60 in about 4.6sec or something mental
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    If its a wagon then your not a chav, your middleaged and want something that you can lug stuff round in but still have that streak of wanting to drive like you used to before you had a family and settled down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig View Post
    ...your middleaged...


    Christ, no I'm not.. I'm 28, and don't have any kids (unless you include a cat and a dog?)..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard View Post
    Ooh it's the wagon/hatchback... Nah that's not chav

    Performance stats? I've never known how the older ones perform, only that the new ones do 0-60 in about 4.6sec or something mental
    It's hard to tell tbh.. the stock '98 2000 Turbo (called a WRX in Japan) had 215 bhp iirc, the PPP should add a load more, and the Profec adds more yet.. it's not been on a rolling road, but I'd imagine a sub-5 0-60 might be tricky..
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    Quote Originally Posted by staffsMike View Post
    Am I?





    the impreza isn't mine..
    not in my book... like the mud flaps..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butuz View Post
    Clever man, if you want to get a good price

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    sold to a colleague for a grand, which seems about right, but I'll miss it.
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    so when will it get the blue respray with gold wheels ? I hear all the cool kids are getting that done
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