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    Am I a Chav?

    'Cos I own an Impreza? Or will, soon, when I pick it up from home in May. I've been forced to sell the 'bike though, but am now worried that I'll need a Burberry cap (to wear the wrong way round).. I felt like one driving through 'ull over Easter, I'd be more comfortable behind the wheel of a Bimmer tbh (unless it was an old E30 with chrome spinners)..
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    no

    most chav's (or charvers as we up north call them) drive things like vauxhall novas/corsas etc with massive exhausts and lots of stickers on their car, not to mention those racing seatbelts lol
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    Heh, nice one, any pictures?

    Shame about the bike, but good things come to those who wait

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    Pics & specs please.

    The chavs seem to own tatty Imprezas round here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard View Post
    Pics & specs please.

    The chavs seem to own tatty Imprezas round here
    Ditto all of that.

    Chavs car of choice here.
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    must be that the North East isn't so affluent
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    corsas novas etc here aswell. and there wear the caps the right way round.
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    Are you a chav - yes.

    Nah mate, just because some chavs drive an Impreza, doesn't mean they're bad news. Think of all the people that drive Corsas. (That was a joke, to everyone who owns a Corsa)

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    Quote Originally Posted by markyp23 View Post
    That was a joke, to everyone who owns a Corsa
    its NO JOKE

    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    I know, I was just being PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    its NO JOKE

    ^ hellfire, thats nasty.

    And to answer the OP's question, yes you are a chav sorry. Your just a bit further up the chav ladder.

    Most chavs have little money so own Saxo's/Corsa's. But give them a bit of money and they go for the Chav's Porsche, AKA the 'Scooby'. Or as they seem to very cleverly, yet not in anyway actually true, call it in my area; 'Impresser'. Geddit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by markyp23 View Post
    I know, I was just being PC
    Can I be a Mac?????

    I would rather have a nice motor over a corsa any day

    (strokes P reg 1.4 VW polo)
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    its NO JOKE

    Hehe, ebay pic meaning either someone bought it like that or made it that way to sell it on...nasty

    Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
    Can I be a Mac?????

    I would rather have a nice motor over a corsa any day

    (strokes P reg 1.4 VW polo)
    Good lad
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    Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
    (strokes P reg 1.4 VW polo)
    I had one of those. 5 door, dragon green. Great little car it was.

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    mine's a purple 3-door but I love driving in it, decent speed (it can break any speed limit in the UK ), decent economy, and about £20-30 for a full tank!
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
    (it can break any speed limit in the UK )
    I thought you were trying to imply it wasn't a chav car...

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