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    Wink What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Time for a light hearted rant at the road users you detest. (Inspired by Nicks Horse box rant)

    For me, old people, especially tweedy hat wearing old duffers that drive at the same speed everywhere, regardless of speed limit. And old ladies that can't see over the top of their steering wheel.
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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    People who don't indicate, or can't use roundabouts properly

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    People who jet out in front of me at junctions then decelerate rapidly and drive very slowly.

    People who drive at 30-35 mph on the main roads and through 40 mph limits and then speed up to 40 mph once we're in a 30 zone.

    These people are usually one and the same.

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Tough one really - it's between two.

    1) Middle lane morons
    2) 40mph idiots on A/B roads - the type who does 40 in 30s, and 40 in 60s

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Just driven home in a que of traffic as someone was driving at 40 mph on a 60 road.
    So those people as well as the idiots that sit behind and don't overtake meaning the que starts

    Overtaking should be part of the test now, people just don't seem to want to do it anymore....

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    The petite twiglet framed woman with the shockingly bleached blonde hair who is clearly frightened of the size of her BMW X5 and displays about as much control over it as Gordon Brown over Peter Mandelson.

    Especially in supermarket car parks.
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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Porsche drivers who think they are out on a track day and/or think they own the road, why is that!?

    When I am cycling, bus drivers are the worst, just 2 days ago I was almost hit if it weren’t for my finely tuned breaks, had it been someone else they may have ended up under it. I asked him at the bus stop if he was checking his mirrors, he seemed puzzled.

    People who dont signal are the second biggest nuisance on the road.

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    The ones who aren't me. How dare they be in my way!


    I think tailgaters are the worst. I always slow down when someone is too close behind. At least that way if I get shunted off the road for having to stop quickly it won't be so likely to kill me. I'm not going to speed up/go over the limit just because someone thinks I'm in their way.

    If someone is driving slowly I might get annoyed but I won't het worked up about it. They could be slow for any number of reasons; lost, looking for a side road, not confident with the road, driving behind a cyclist/other hazard, perhaps using a space saving spare wheel which can't be used at high speed.

    Having spent a week driving in New Zealand, I've realised UK drivers are actually generally quite good. A lot of it comes down to courtesy and awareness of other road users. Drivers in New Zealand tend to tootle along doign whatever they're comfortable with. They'll cut up other drivers and then get aggressive when others don't get out of their way. Dad pulled over to a sidelane for parking with loads of space ahead and a car length behind. He started reversing back and someone who had quickly pulled in behind him got very angry at him.

    A often see people saying we should be allowed to undertake in the UK to get around MLMs. They do it in New Zealand and it just doesn't work. But maybe that's just coming from someone who is not used to being undertaken right after overtaking someone else.



    Edit: Also, kids who put a fart can on their Saxo or Corsa and think it's a super car. Being able to do 40mph in a 30mph zone does not make your car a racecar!

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?
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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    People who stop at roundabouts for no reason whatsoever - when you can see for miles around that there's nothing on any of the exits (nevermind the daft old buggers that seem to wait until there's someone they *should* give way to and *then* pull out).

    People who pull out in front of you at the last minute even though there's a big gap behind you... And then dawdle along at 10mph under the speed limit.

    People who slow down to 5mph under the speed limit just before speed cameras... Do you have 11.9 points on your license *and* a broken speedo?

    People that don't know how to use their indicators.

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Gotta be middle-lane hogs who drive SUVs for me. rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish!

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Quote Originally Posted by malfunction View Post

    People who slow down to 5mph under the speed limit just before speed cameras... Do you have 11.9 points on your license *and* a broken speedo?
    YES!

    I'm driving along at 31mph, speed camera, ok, I'll just ease off slightly....30mph, perfect

    Apart from the utter muppet in front who slows to 23mph to go through the camera, do they think that going less than the limit nets them some sort of prize?

    Which means of course that I have to slow else I'll hit them, and yes, I maintain a safe distance.

    No doubt they drive round thinking everyone tailgates them.
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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Motorcyclists with no concept of safety, road awareness, or the highway code & a blatant disregard for any other road users.
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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    Middle lane 'holes, old blokes in hats, the BLUTACs* and people who just like jumping out in front of you and then pootling along 5-10mph under the speed limit on a perfectly clear stretch of road.



    *BLUTAC: Brick Lodged Under The Accelerator Crew - those unfortunate miscreants that creep off stop signs, give ways and roundabouts and just keep accelerating veeeerrrrry slowly, and by the time they get to the next 30/40 limit, having just about reached the 50/60mph of the zone you're in, just keep on going, just a half mph faster every 50 metres or so... gaaaaaahhh!!!!


    Oh yeah, and me in my van - I'm limited to 40mph, and it annoys me to hold peeps up. Sorry

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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    People who can't adjust speed accordingly (I can do a 22mile dual carriageway journey without needing to use my breaks (as in engine breaking etc for coming to a roundabout)) and feel the need to slam on their brakes for minor things or speed cameras

    People overtaking who don't realise the car in front isnt going as fast as them so they have to slam on the brakes so they don't plough into the car doing 70mph when they are doing 90mph

    People who cant drive at a smooth pace (as in fluctuate between 60 and 80mph)

    CLOGS (central lane owners group sh*theads) or people who cannot return to the inside lane after performing an overtaking manouver

    People who shut off gaps I keep so I have somewhere to go should I have to make an emergency manouver (as in the car in front or spaces to the sides)

    People who can't overtake in a swift manner, and take 5 minutes to pull alongside you then another 5 to overtake then get back into the lane... just put your damn foot down and get on with it

    Lorry drivers in the middle/outside lane (depending on size of vehicle)

    People who use the phone while driving/any other distraction

    SUVs and only one person in them

    Generally people down south are much ruder/less polite than people up north (as in if I'm waiting to pull out I will normally get flashed and allowed out a lot quicker than down south.. if at all)
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    Re: What kind of driver do you hate most on the road?

    People who aren't me.

    I have decided of late that I'm a very arrogant driver and need to change before I get myself in bother.

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