i got a new dog yesterday, but he's got no legs.
so i decided to call him cigarette..
because everyday i take him out for a drag
i got a new dog yesterday, but he's got no legs.
so i decided to call him cigarette..
because everyday i take him out for a drag
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was being ironic.
Why didn't the ironic cross the road?
He was being chicken.
Why did William Shakespeare cross the road?
To invent some more words!
A: Why do they name hurricanes after women?
Q: Because they are wet and wild when they come, and take your house when they leave
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