Zak My man...

[Zak33]

oh...can you imagine....poor sod. Finding a Net Name with me surrounded by TiG's, Daks, Clingy's, OiD and soforth.

This kid has zero chance of anything ....except world domination

[Dareos]

don't forget, every famous person out there has a sob story to his or her past, so don't you dare deprive that child of a deprived childhood!


treat him mean, no love from either of you,send him to boarding school (or home school him if you are really cruel). Set him to work at the age of 4, sweeping the garage, cutting the grass etc, teach him the value of hard work by never rewarding him. You get the idea.

oh, and his first bike should be a girls bike


There, you have all the criteria for a famous (if emotionally disturbed) child, who will disown you as soon as possible, but make you a fortune when you sell your story to The Sun.

[Carlh]

Zak

I know what your going through as I went through the whole being new to parenting scenario in Jan last year.

It is indeed frustrating when the little un wakes in the early hours or is crying for no reason, I remember the second day we brought him home - he was crying nearly constantly from 10pm at night until 7am the next morning everytime we settled him he slept for 20 mins or so before crying again - so I know how tiring it can be.

You have so much too look forward to tho mate, his first words, his first steps when this happens it feels as though all the hard work is worth it.

On the downside though - when people say it gets easier well there sort of true (not so many sleepless nights etc) but my son for example can be really cheeky, he is 17 months old now and for example when he wakes in the morning instead of shouting daddy from his cot he shouts Carl....

[Gunwitch]

I got a 6 month old and a 3 yr old, and it does get better Zak. The first steps, the first laugh, the first NO they shout because it's easy lol, and of course the first time you hear "mumm or dad"

Chin up mucka, it gets better then gets worse as puberty kicks in

[Mrs Dak]

Zakky, old chum.

Just wondering if your views have changed on parking spaces in supermarket car parks now you have joined the zombie tribe of new parents?

http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.p...parking+spaces

[Gunwitch]

Zakky, old chum.

Just wondering if your views have changed on parking spaces in supermarket car parks now you have joined the zombie tribe of new parents?

http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.p...parking+spaces

Best thing about supermarkets is the parent/child parking bays, makes it so much easier to get your children into the shop when it's pissing down with rain.

[0iD]

Top tip here, go & get a pack of Farley's Rusks, original ones. I know weaning is months off, these are for you. Eat em, like a biccie, lush cloying sugary energy food oooh yeah.

Weaning is fun too, get a job lot of ice cube trays liquidise various fruits & veggies, decant into ice cube trays & then you've got instant veriety of wholesome meals Unless you forget what they are like me because when you bagged them you didnt label them. mmm.. banana, avacado & turnip lol, my poor kids.

[Mrs Dak]

Dak used to mug our girls when they were in their highchairs munching their rusks.

Now he gets them at Christmas for a treat

[tiggerai]

Zakky, old chum.

Just wondering if your views have changed on parking spaces in supermarket car parks now you have joined the zombie tribe of new parents?

http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.p...parking+spaces

I found that the other day and am intrigued by the response!

[0iD]

Dak used to mug our girls when they were in their highchairs munching their rusks.

Now he gets them at Christmas for a treat

They are indeed ye food of ye gods!

[Lowe]

Zak's best tip so far - when changing the nappy, instantly cover his dodge with something to keep it warm. If cold air hits the dodge, you WILL be christened.

[Knoxville]

I dub thee a level 1 Zak Jnr. heh

http://www.jinx.com/minigeeks/baby/v...n_creeper.html

Just a thought......

[0iD]

Or one of these http://www.cafepress.com/buy/hexus/-...______H/c_363/
Show some loyalty man!

[Zak33]

http://www.jinx.com/minigeeks/baby/v...n_creeper.html

Just a thought......

proper funny

[Zak33]

Zakky, old chum.

Just wondering if your views have changed on parking spaces in supermarket car parks now you have joined the zombie tribe of new parents?

http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.p...parking+spaces

ahh...I WONDERED if this would come back to bite me on the arse!

I have already told Sair....we park FURTHEST from the door and do NOT use Parent parking...

in case anyone sees us! I am a man of my word!

[TiG]

Zakky, old chum.

Just wondering if your views have changed on parking spaces in supermarket car parks now you have joined the zombie tribe of new parents?

http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.p...parking+spaces

Thanks Mrs Dak, Thats just made me laugh so hard.

I'm tempted to go find the supermarket Zak uses and sit laughing as sair and zak jr have to walk from the other side of the car park in the pouring rain

Oh i'm evil sometimes heh

TiG