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www.johnsmeaton.com/
Apologies if it's a repost - this is a gem
once beaten, forever smeaton
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Originally Posted by this_is_gav
"This is ma duty, I thought, this is ma civil duty"
Smeaton should be in the National Curriculum
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Last edited by redlight; 03-07-2007 at 06:53 PM.
I found this on the above website
No Rabbie Burns but nae bad
As a wis walkin doon the road,
Ah saw a car… a bomb b’God!
Twa numpties had set themselves ablaze,
While most folks looked oan, aw amazed,
A polisman rushed ower tae the scene,
War wan burnin radge wis gettin mean,
“Allah! Allah!” he wis wailin an greetin,
While trying tae gie the brave polis a beatin,
Big John, watchin, stamped oot his fag,
An’ hoofed the c**t — right in the bawbag,
For Scotland willnae bow tae terror,
Osama’s just made a big f****n’ error,
They thought they could come ower here tae kill,
But it’s Glesga one, al-Qaeda nil.
Think it's getting battered now since it was on the national news earlier. Saw it yesterday afty though, some of the vids are legend. I like how the first thing he said on the CNN clip was "Ah wa' havin' a fag." That said, most of the American's wouldn't have understood him anyway.
Last edited by Tarffie; 03-07-2007 at 06:58 PM.
http://www.motiono.com/watch/CCRTSoNr
hehe, 'In Glasgow we'll set aboot ye'
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hahahahHAHAHA!As a wis walkin doon the road,
Ah saw a car… a bomb b’God!
Twa numpties had set themselves ablaze,
While most folks looked oan, aw amazed,
A polisman rushed ower tae the scene,
War wan burnin radge wis gettin mean,
“Allah! Allah!” he wis wailin an greetin,
While trying tae gie the brave polis a beatin,
Big John, watchin, stamped oot his fag,
An’ hoofed the c**t — right in the bawbag,
For Scotland willnae bow tae terror,
Osama’s just made a big f****n’ error,
They thought they could come ower here tae kill,
But it’s Glesga one, al-Qaeda nil.
P.S. www.bloodbus.com is your first port of call for funny stories about Glasgow
Blatently stolen from another website. Thanks to Archimedes at ARRSE.
Och Firey, Flaming Jeep Cherokee
What in he'en went wrong with thee?
Petrol poured I over me,
Three score and twelve virgins so to see
But a passer by who saw my stunt
Saith 'Te'ek tha' ya wee Jihadist C**t!'
And with his forearm, quite distinguished
Ma bid for martyrdom, extinguished.
"Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." Frank Zappa. ----------- "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Huang Po.----------- "A drowsy line of wasted time bathes my open mind", - Ride.
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