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    A modern day hero

    www.johnsmeaton.com/

    Apologies if it's a repost - this is a gem

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    once beaten, forever smeaton

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    "This is ma duty, I thought, this is ma civil duty"

    Smeaton should be in the National Curriculum

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    I found this on the above website
    No Rabbie Burns but nae bad

    As a wis walkin doon the road,
    Ah saw a car… a bomb b’God!
    Twa numpties had set themselves ablaze,
    While most folks looked oan, aw amazed,
    A polisman rushed ower tae the scene,
    War wan burnin radge wis gettin mean,
    “Allah! Allah!” he wis wailin an greetin,
    While trying tae gie the brave polis a beatin,
    Big John, watchin, stamped oot his fag,
    An’ hoofed the c**t — right in the bawbag,
    For Scotland willnae bow tae terror,
    Osama’s just made a big f****n’ error,
    They thought they could come ower here tae kill,
    But it’s Glesga one, al-Qaeda nil.



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    Think it's getting battered now since it was on the national news earlier. Saw it yesterday afty though, some of the vids are legend. I like how the first thing he said on the CNN clip was "Ah wa' havin' a fag." That said, most of the American's wouldn't have understood him anyway.

    Last edited by Tarffie; 03-07-2007 at 06:58 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redlight View Post
    As a wis walkin doon the road,
    Ah saw a car… a bomb b’God!
    Twa numpties had set themselves ablaze,
    While most folks looked oan, aw amazed,
    A polisman rushed ower tae the scene,
    War wan burnin radge wis gettin mean,
    “Allah! Allah!” he wis wailin an greetin,
    While trying tae gie the brave polis a beatin,
    Big John, watchin, stamped oot his fag,
    An’ hoofed the c**t — right in the bawbag,
    For Scotland willnae bow tae terror,
    Osama’s just made a big f****n’ error,
    They thought they could come ower here tae kill,
    But it’s Glesga one, al-Qaeda nil.
    hahahahHAHAHA!

    P.S. www.bloodbus.com is your first port of call for funny stories about Glasgow.

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    Blatently stolen from another website. Thanks to Archimedes at ARRSE.

    Och Firey, Flaming Jeep Cherokee
    What in he'en went wrong with thee?
    Petrol poured I over me,
    Three score and twelve virgins so to see

    But a passer by who saw my stunt
    Saith 'Te'ek tha' ya wee Jihadist C**t!'
    And with his forearm, quite distinguished
    Ma bid for martyrdom, extinguished.
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