Do you...

[M0nkeyb0Y]

Most appropriate material for this thread?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=sr_nr_...i%3Astripbooks

That was my gag!

[Funkstar]

But you didn't deliver the punch line

[trippy]

the local free paper is my choice of reading whilst on the throne

[0iD]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_...&Go.x=0&Go.y=0
Made for the jobbie!

[Elmo]

I'm not in there long enough. I like to be productive during the 1min 3secs i'm pooing, so usually attack the tiles/shower/sink with bleach, but other than that i'm a strictly in and out sorta person.

When the boy reaches for the news paper after dinner at night, you know he'll be gone a while, i just dont understand how it can take so long for someone to poo! Surely if you need, it'll just come out and then that's that, all done and off you go.... *shrug*

[tiggerai]

I really dont want to read this thread !

I just have, and I now know way too much about some of my dearest friends, that I didn't want to know.

[Honoop]

This thread reminds me of an age old conversation in the pub with my mates:

Loo roll, do you scrunch or fold??

[this_is_gav]

This thread reminds me of an age old conversation in the pub with my mates:

Loo roll, do you scrunch or fold??

It's like Teachers to a tee.

(the C4 comedy from a few years back, not the profession)

[herulach]

This thread, 3G ftw

[Tobeman]

i usually read custom pc mag on the loo

QFT.

I've often watched Futurama on the crapper too, and with the wonders of laptops and a wide rim on the bath to perch it upon... nothing interrupts my viewing!

[Whalefish]

I enjoy a good read on the loo. Any reading material will do. If there is no written material to hand then turning the shampoo bottle upside down and having 'bubble races' has to suffice.

[EvilWeevil]

Phone games if I'm anywhere other than home, but otherwise PC mags, books etc. I'm a major loo reader. I once continued a PDA-based Skype convo when I needed to go.

[Moby-Dick]

When the boy reaches for the news paper after dinner at night, you know he'll be gone a while, i just dont understand how it can take so long for someone to poo! Surely if you need, it'll just come out and then that's that, all done and off you go.... *shrug*

I understand some people dont like to strain

[htid]

Just finishing The Iliad by Homer

*edit*...not right now, just generally..)

[Mrs Dak]

I enjoy a good read on the loo. Any reading material will do. If there is no written material to hand then turning the shampoo bottle upside down and having 'bubble races' has to suffice.

Bubble races always good to keep boredom at bay

[Hopper.]

I used to play Tetris on the loo for hours (On the old style gameboy)