Do you...

[ukengineer]

Gospel according to chris moyles was a good read, all of it was read on the loo, I have a good metabolism, so 4 poos a day easy.

Try making up good adverts to sell the shampoos and stuff in the bathroom, excellent passing time, just like Dom the newsreader from R1 Chris Moyles show.

[Scientist]

Currently:

Complications: A surgeons notes on an imperfect science - Atul Gawande

or

The judas strain - Matt Reilly

I love reading in the loo, the one time where you will allways have total peace and quiet to escape life for a little while.

[IBM]

Gospel according to chris moyles was a good read, all of it was read on the loo, I have a good metabolism, so 4 poos a day easy.

Try making up good adverts to sell the shampoos and stuff in the bathroom, excellent passing time, just like Dom the newsreader from R1 Chris Moyles show.

Either you eat too much, or there's something wrong with your digestive system...four times a day cannot be good for you...

[Blitzen]

Best thread i have EVER read.
Nice one fellas....(my boss is wondering why i keep laughing to myself)

[Dareos]

i generally read whatever is scratched into the back of the door, its an ongoing drama in my public lavatory.

Lately it seems that Stew is doing the rounds atm, easily contactable too, with a pager number, a mobile number, and an email address

the best skag in town is available from Wee Barney - address unknown

and it seems Big Boab did my sister.....

[mycarsavw]

Gospel according to chris moyles was a good read, all of it was read on the loo, I have a good metabolism, so 4 poos a day easy.

Try making up good adverts to sell the shampoos and stuff in the bathroom, excellent passing time, just like Dom the newsreader from R1 Chris Moyles show.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oID=2031399583

Comedy gold!

Personally I'll take a book in. At the moment it's Clear & Present Danger - Tom Clancy. Its a very hefty book so quite often I stand up to wipe and realise my legs are both asleep, that's not fun.

Which brings on another question;

Stand or sit to wipe?

[Dareos]

Frank Skinner already asked that one

[mycarsavw]

Frank Skinner already asked that one

He did? I didn't even know he was a member.

What was the outcome?

[Dareos]

you'd have to watch Badiel and Skinner unplanned for the answer, theres even an accompanying rhyme, but not one i'm gonna post here

[Cozwin]

i usually read custom pc mag on the loo

lol me too

[Cozwin]

class...pure class, especially when either

A) you're in someone's house and can hear the people in the dining room, therefore they can hear you
B) the water in the public toilet looks so gross, that you're worried that IF you pinch a loaf, and it hits the water sideways-on, the rank bowl water will splash back up, endagering you to a splashed arse, OR worse....much worse....the critical moment of your ring closing coincides with a drop of putrified water going right up there, and it becoming trapped within your own ring.
C) the water level is so low that no matter how non-sticky you produce it, it's gona stick...and there aint no brush to scrub with
D) you wanna take a photo of the resulting log, and you'll get a better shot if it's framed against a pure white background, or classier still, against a rose pink sheet, bordered with a pale powder blue, cos you're planning this photo, and have twin tone loo rolls to use for effect.

I do not read in the bog. In, and out. Life's too short.

im actually laughting my ass of right now lol that was class

[menthel]

Roger's Profanisaurus for me. Although I am not sure laughing helps things along.

Zak, b in your list made me laugh and gag at the same time!

[Zak33]

Zak, b in your list made me laugh and gag at the same time!

/proud

[RavenNight]

Oh the pain... this thread shouldn't make me laugh so much! Current reading material is Schumacher's "Small is Beautiful". Howls of anguish ensue if you've got yourself in there and find someone's snaffled whatever it is you were reading.