Can you imagine how much of a laugh it will be if b-b-b-b-bumbling Boris gets the Mayor of London job?
THERE WILL BE CLOWNS RUNNING FREE! And Tuesdays will last for many weeks. London will probably be renamed Sctooerland. And he will pay people to paint the sky a betterer color.
Everyone do what they can to support Boris. Life will never be the same again.
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