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    Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Can you imagine how much of a laugh it will be if b-b-b-b-bumbling Boris gets the Mayor of London job?

    THERE WILL BE CLOWNS RUNNING FREE! And Tuesdays will last for many weeks. London will probably be renamed Sctooerland. And he will pay people to paint the sky a betterer color.

    Everyone do what they can to support Boris. Life will never be the same again.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6975796.stm

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Never mind that mayor nonsense, the sooner he becomes PM the better

    He said he was "deadly serious" in seeking the Conservative candidature but said he "reserves the right... to make jokes".

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    but if he moves to london, what do we do in oxford?

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Boris should be mayor of Liverpool. London is a waste of his talents.

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    No one can stand against the might of Boris and expect to win!

    I think he should be King when Lizzy goes!

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Bush would finally have someone on an equal level - Only Boris is actually liked and is a good Politician! Watching some of his stuff on metube - bloody brilliant!
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    Boris will be INVINCIBLE...

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    The names Boris. Bumbling Boris.


    AND I IS UR MARE!

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    The names Boris. Bumbling Boris.


    AND I IS UR MARE!
    It'z U'RE mare.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    I love the way he is using ipod colours to promote himself, lets just hope he wins!


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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    I like the last head-scratching one, like he's got to the end of the shoot and suddenly gone "What am I doing here?"

    Go Boris!
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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    I seem to be only person in the country who thinks he's just a potted arse! All that scruffy/bumbling/banter stuff just seems totally contrived to me! But what do I know!?

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Imagine if he wins the London election and then gets a knighthood.

    He could be classified as a Knightmare after that

    Boris is like a breath of fresh air compared to some of the other politians.

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Tory bashers!

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    The buffoon is simply a carefully contrived image. I have no doubt that under that tousled mop lies a brain as sharp as a balloon.

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    Re: Boris 4 Mare TBH

    Boris the Buffoon. Just the sort of person who should represent the nations capital, I think not.

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