Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

[Optical668]

I laughed so hard when i seen this in the news today

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation

[G4Z]

Well, it may sound amusing but I think the fact that he was doing it in the privacy of a hostel room he paid for and ended up with 3 years on the sex offenders register is pretty serious. I just cannot understand how this has happened, if you were in your hotel room cracking one out and the cleaning staff caught you would you expect to end up on the sex offenders register?

[chuckskull]

[hse180]

[zaphox]

He was obviously framed....

[No.72]

wahahah , this cant be true, seriously?

[Hans Voralberg]

Not exactly illegal is it ?

[JPreston]

Well, it may sound amusing but I think the fact that he was doing it in the privacy of a hostel room he paid for and ended up with 3 years on the sex offenders register is pretty serious. I just cannot understand how this has happened, if you were in your hotel room cracking one out and the cleaning staff caught you would you expect to end up on the sex offenders register?

That's absolutely right, all joking aside.

Anyway here's Gareth Cheeseman.

[TooNice]

I am more disturbed by the ruling than the act. And it's not like I find 'having sex with a bicycle' a normal behaviour.

[G4Z]

That's absolutely right, all joking aside.

Anyway here's Gareth Cheeseman.

errr... eh?

Don't get who Gareth Cheeseman is...

[Perfectionist]

Yeah, the thing itself is just well, so dumb you have to wonder if the guy has some sort of mental illness.

The ruling, well...
It sounds like if say you are with a girl in a hotel and a maid decides to walk in on you, you are committing a sex crime...!

If anything they should be the one who is punished for a breach of privacy, not this theoretical couple behind a locked door -- though sensibly no one should because it's just one of those unpreventable things if they didn't hear the knock.

It's bad news for privacy in the UK because of how a ruling like this could be used to support future similar cases... where the person(s) in question isn't a complete weirdo.

[this_is_gav]

And it's not like I find 'having sex with a bicycle' a normal behaviour.

Yeah, I need a few beers before I mount my bike too.

[JPreston]

errr... eh?

Don't get who Gareth Cheeseman is...

oops wrong link, fixed now

[Stewart]

Lucky it wasn't a childs bike, or he'd have got 5 years.

[mart_haj86]

Suppose it puts a whole new meaning to riding your bike.

[Whiternoise]

I feel sorry for the poor sod having his name flagged up on a global news site..

but it's damn funny nevertheless!