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  1. 16-11-2007, 03:27 PM #33
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Does it mean he is not allowed near another bike for 3 years? Wow, thats hard!
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Quote Originally Posted by Stringent View Post
    Does it mean he is not allowed near another bike for 3 years? Wow, thats hard!
    well, that's exactly the problem - a bike makes him hard
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Quote Originally Posted by fuddam View Post
    well, that's exactly the problem - a bike makes him hard
    Maybe that's his problem... he's dyslexic and gets his b's and d's mixed up?
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    harb?
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Quote Originally Posted by G4Z View Post
    I demand a national campaign for this, free the pedalphile!


    This has got to be the strangest thing I've heard of... I'm pretty sure other people in the hostel masturbate(maybe not in the same manner but hey whatever floats your boat, remembers a certain incident in American Pie 2 ).

    There has to be more to the story than what we are getting...
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Quote Originally Posted by AgentK View Post
    ... I'm pretty sure other people in the hostel masturbate ...
    Really, and how are you so sure, hmmm?
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Given that the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation, the man here probably would've been hanged, drawn and quartered for his bizarre practice over there.
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    this dudes on either weed or crack, or he is just mentally insane!
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Must be strange have sexual desires like that. There would be filthy hardcore porn everywhere!


    girl on girl pr0n!!!


    omg kiddie pron!!!


    orly? bestiality porn!


    gay porn!


    an orgy!


    filthy dirty pole dancer! shake it..


    Pooooorn in the U..S..A....!


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    convinced the wife to have a 3some!


    thats just wrong
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle



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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    heheh, eww, and he's swetting and really getting stuck in. I feel a bit sick.
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle





    I AM SO HOT RIGHT NOW

    does this mean i have a chubby fetish?
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Mmm @ the dirty one... I like it dirty. And wet.. and hot, and its stiff where it matters. Ohh god yeah. Back in a bit!
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex case sparks legal debate

    Is it just me or do the quotes sound like this thread?
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    double post
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    Re: Man trys to have sex with his bicycle

    Wish I'd added something more intellectual than lol
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