School reunion

[SmileyUK]

Don't worry, all the presents on your list will be on time:

1. "The Rock's" arms and pecs workout video;
2. One Bullworker
3. Bronzing body oil; and
4. Big jar of vaseline.

Oh santa, how did you know!

But the vaseline isnt needed, real men use phlegm

[sammyc]

^

[santa claus]

Oh santa, how did you know!

But the vaseline isnt needed, real men use phlegm

Ok, have added some 'Santa Specials' to your list:

5. One large lump of chewing baccy;
6. One gerbil;
7. One Bupa appointment.

[SmileyUK]

sweet, i think that about covers my needs.