Things the just "work" and should be celebrated

[MadduckUK]

Xbox Live

the Christmas holiday says no

[matty-hodgson]

Sky+

Xbox Live

DVD Players...

i hope Sky+ is a MASSIVE HUGE joke.. 'cause it's worked for me like 3 times in about a year and half..

[pumpman]

getting old and becoming less attractive to 18 year olds as each year goes by. Once you hit 35 ish you morph into doing the dad dance at the disco and your are just as well going to dribble in the corner by the bar.

oh and windows and Sean the Sheep

edit and students,
okay that was a joke

[[GSV]Trig]

Men

[matty-hodgson]

half of britian?
the other half being alcoholics that wear burberry and Adidas tracksuits..

[Tumble]

Konica Minolta copiers...


No, seriously, they aren't real, they don't break... (the new ones anyway)

[sammyc]

getting old and becoming less attractive to 18 year olds as each year goes by.

this is something to celebrate?

sellotape
toilet paper
scissors
not necessarily on same occasion.
oh and the amstrad emailer. (i don't say it can do much, but what it does do, works.)

[SiM]

getting old and becoming less attractive to 18 year olds as each year goes by.

this is something to celebrate?

could be... maybe the pumpman is a woman who doesn't enjoy being hit on by 18yr old boys...

[finlay666]

Linux

Cider and Whiskey

Lie ins...just work

[mycarsavw]

Smiling
Laughing
Breathing

[Webby]

Giraffes - they are just cool

[kasavien]

portal

[Fraz]

Books.

[godsdog]

erections

decent fish and chips

[JK Ferret]

I'm surprised that Tigs hasn't been in here to say either cake or herself


Things that work? Women don't, they're broke and can't be fixed, so that's off the list



Nostalgia
Pizza
Blue (the colour, not the ex-band...)
Good times
Friends

Happy stuff

[directhex]

badgers