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Irelands worst plane disaster struck this morning when a two-seater aircraft crashed into a cemetery. Irish rescue workers have so far recovered 828 bodies. Digging continues...
Last edited by Allen; 09-02-2004 at 12:36 PM.
Oh the Irish ...
Yay! Its 1974 again!
So, my mother-in-law is so fat...
the recent irish mission to the moon has failed....
they ran out of scaffolding!
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"
An Irishman walks into Pizza Hut and orders a pizza. The guys asks, 'How do you want me to cut it up? 4 or 8 slices?' to which the Irishman replies, 'Ooh 4 please, I couldn't possibly eat 8!'.
oh how we love to take the piss out of those less fortunate that us... hehe...
Why did the Irish lorry driver drive off a cliff???
To test his air brakes...
Steve
Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing...
That is not a funny thread title....
Originally Posted by Saracen
Well I have asked for a joke forum, where this type of thread title would not be considered serious... What could I have called it then to avoid similar situations in the future when posting jokes?
how about "politically incorrect comments directed towards a culture that is continually ridiculed for unfounded claims of apparent idiocy, and we've taken their land too..."
...that irish chocolate tea pot didn't take off over here really did it? oh well.
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How do you burn an Irishman's ear ?
Phone him up while he's ironing
How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the door..
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how many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
1,000,000 - 1 to hold the bulb, 999,999 to turn the house around
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the channel?
He got halfway across, got tired and turned back
As a citizen of Northern Ireland I feel I should defend myself....
But the jokes are too funny so keep them coming
Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train
to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each
buy a ticket and watch as the three Irish buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?",
asks one of the English.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Irish.
They all board the train.
The English take their respective seats but all three Irish cram into
a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after
the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The
door
opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on. The English are mightily impressed by
this,
so after the game, they decide to copy the Irish on
the
return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single
ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the
Irish don't buy a ticket at all !!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one
perplexed English.
"Watch and learn..." says one Paddy.
When they board the train the three Irish cram into a toilet and soon
after the three English pile into another nearby. The train
departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet and
sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."
Haha, thats like "Yes, i am the fat kid you make fun of, but i find it rather amusing, please, poke me some more."As a citizen of Northern Ireland I feel I should defend myself....
But the jokes are too funny so keep them coming
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