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Q: Which is the campest welsh Rugby team?Originally Posted by DevilMayCry42
A: 17½%
that's 'answering the question before the question you are being asked'... subtle difference...
Q: Which is the campest welsh Rugby team?
A: 17½%
Last edited by sammyc; 11-06-2008 at 08:51 PM.
DevilMayCry42 (11-06-2008)
Q:How much of your time is spent watching things that the wider populace would frown upon?
A: Just a little.
Kids are getting smarter, eventually no amount of parental controls will be able to stop themI guess we're expected to do quite well
Q: Whats the optimum amount of poontang allowed at work without being called in for a performance review?
A: a screwdriver
Q: What do I need to screw more chicks?!
A: Stalin's 1st Five Year Plan in 1928.
Q: whats the best thing to think about if your arriving prematurely during horiontal jogging exercise?
A: 2 carrots.
I'm pleased that people do actually understand what I was trying to get at
(will get around to posting a question in a bit though)
In response to "Just a little"
You are wrong mate... the bosses (pimps) like to measure your performance monthly or every other month... you can get as much poontang as you want... well hang on you are not talking about that trade are you
Q: What do you need to complete a snowman?
A: Red, white & blue.
Last edited by sammyc; 11-06-2008 at 11:48 PM.
Q: Colours of the rainbow?
A: Poontang
what do you think: I have been out of proper work for 7 years and volunteer at a place where 80% of the 'clients' are women...hang on you are not talking about that trade are you
Q: What is a drink made from the fermented juice from the rare poonberry tree?A: Poontang
A: fish fingers
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Q: What to cannibalistic sharks eat? (sorry, I know that one was weak)
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A:Freshly Squeezed Tomato Soup
Q:What's the ideal thing to pour down your trousers when you're embarresing yourself?
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A:Gordon Brown.
Kids are getting smarter, eventually no amount of parental controls will be able to stop them
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Last edited by DavidM; 29-07-2008 at 02:04 PM.
Q: Who is the stupidest person on earth?
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A: Because.
Kids are getting smarter, eventually no amount of parental controls will be able to stop them
Why was this thread revived? (
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Goat, Pig or Turkey
Q. When a sheep just won't do?
A. Does a bear poo in the woods?
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