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Q: when is it a happy monday?
A: A Rassen Fassen Rick Rasterdly
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Q. What colour is the new Microsoft 'Stop-Start'?
A. BFG9000
Q. What is the new mystery 'Revels' going to look like as an extra punch?
A. Red Rum
Q (SammyC): What is the name of the puppets used in the popular show "Punch and Judy"?
Q (JK Ferret): What do you get if you mix malibu and blood?
A: A fat lady falling over
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I guess we're expected to do quite wellOriginally Posted by Fortune117
Q. What is the cause of 50% of all earthquakes?
A. TV Reality
Q. what could society do with less of?
A. a broken wing mirror, 50p, and a stick of rock
Q. What are the contents of a woman's handbag?
A. Heaven And Hell
Q: What are the two worst places apart from earth?
A: You don't want to know.
I guess we're expected to do quite wellOriginally Posted by Fortune117
Q: What are 'Wimmins' problems?
A: Wombats on steroids
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