Potato Wedgies anyone?

[Pyrii]

The potato has been upgrade to a grade 3 relic =P

[shadowmaster]

You seem to know a lot about either potato's or hanging curtains in the nude....

I have experience with potatoes, I can make chips, mashed potato, baked, etc and eat them. Nothing else. In regard to hanging curtains in the nude, not my type of fun.

However while on work experience in A&E, I heard quite a few stories regarding what's found up there and the excuses patients come up with.

[Rave]

Same old, same old. I suppose buying a butt plug was more than the poor old sod could cope with. Would have been far less embarrasing in the long run though.

At least he had the sense to use an incompressible object like a potato though. I've read more than once about people having to have lightbulbs surgically extracted. I don't like to think about the consequences of that going wrong....