Originally Posted by
mediaboy
It's not that I'm particulary special.. it's just that the 'typical male' in my local area is a chav that spends their weekends doing drugs, drinking, smoking and wasting their lives in pointless ways.
I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke. I've even got a part-time job. Several part-time jobs actually, to be precise, but that's being complicated.
How am I typical?
Just because it takes 10 minutes to get my attention (or a nice short skirt on an...interesting... girl) and my attention span is limited to as long as I remember that I'm talking to you (about 20 seconds) doesn't mean that I'm typical!
EDIT:
Female?!?
Doesn't mediaBOY give away my gender?