The bible according to lolcatz

[hitman67]

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page


Really has me in stitches right now! Brilliant!

[staffsMike]

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

what an opening line

[TeePee]

now, teh burth of teh christ was liek dis: After marry and joseph waz all "we's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez mary was all preggarz from teh ceiling cat.19 joseph was liek "i has virjn - noooo dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".

[steve threlfall]

[tigerboyce]

Haha, that's great!

[hitman67]

[Andy3536]

Jesus action figure from play.com



Had me in laughing, love the wheels in the feet for gliding motion.

[0iD]

So so very wrong, but I lol'd

[JK Ferret]

teh namez are: from Reuben, Elizur kitteh of Shedeur; a d00D name Judy. Srsly. Z00ar, but he dont have aminals n cajis; E-lab, liek an internetz kemistree set; sum othr d00dz frum placez Deez be teh hedd peeps ov Izreel

The ones I particularly liked are bolded

Lolz, epically great find there

at the proof of ceiling cat

[hitman67]

[steve threlfall]

LULZ

[Stringent]

Lets see them do that with the Qur'an and see how far they get.

[MSIC]

OMG, that looks like some serious work goin' on there.
My first exposure to ceiling cat too.... where have I been?

[kopite]

Ezekiel 25

Den Sam Jackson said: Teh walkies of the Ceiling Cat beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an George Boosh. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh beliefer cat cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud beliefer cat and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z scartchin yo ize out n such. (dere be sum despurting bout dis line, but dis as gud as any Ceiling Cat seeds, so et stayin)

[kopite]

Revelations 13 v18
Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!

For some reason i dont think this would have the same affect at the start of number of the beast..

[sleepyhead]

On a similar note...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7750842.stm

How about "The Manga Bible" or "The Jesus Loves Porn Stars Bible"