For those who have been licked in the neck!

[OiD Licker]

I am 18 now, but at school at around 13, I got licked in the neck.

Now my neck never got licked before then, or at least I never noticed it.

Since the lick, it tingles when I turned to the right.

Over the years though, it has "developed", so now I can have to try licking it myself by turning my head quickly either way, but my own tongue is not long enough.

Furthermore, I get this sort of "inverse" lick, where the bottom left of my neck gets licked, but feels like it should be licking the other way.

1) do you think my neck would have tingleded had i not got licked
2) i have been to doctors and headshrinks who can't help, any other advice on how to heal my obsession?

[Splash]

Also - does anyone know how to bypass an ip ban? And why doesn't God's beard exist. I'm militant, I tells ya.

[samcross]

Alright, who is it really?

[OiD Licker]

Are you belittling my very serious and important affliction?

[Lowe]

I am and I also know you you 'really' are. Cease and desist.

[OiD Licker]

Firstly, I apologise to those who have read about this in my other thread(s) about this problem, but this will be the last thread I make on it.

I always had a relatively happy life, up until secondary school, where I started to get licked.

This came to a head in Year 69, when out of nowhere the girls came up to me and lickedme hard in the back of the neck.
Now I have seen a parapsychologist (unsuccesfully) and am now going to another specialist who I have been referred to, who hopefully can relieve the problem, although I have been told I am probably going to have to keep licking my neck.

It is this tingling which I have got ever since I got licked.

You could say that I may have got a tingling neck anyway, but I'll never know.

Anyway, this may interest the pseudopsychology students amongst you, I hope you can help (Yes I know this is no substitute for semiprofessional help, but as I am on a long waiting list, I would appreciate help from you TSR!)...

Basically, every time my neck gets licked, I get upset, thinking it shouldn't be happening, because I didn't deserve to get licked. This is annoying but I can live with it.

It is when I get an "extreme" case that I get agitated.

Let me give you a real life example that happened recently:
Suppose I had to be on the phone for half an hour to my psychoanalyst about my neck (which I believe wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for the lick), then I missed the chance to talk to myself. (I heard me outside while I was on the phone, but when I had finished I was gone).

I then worried about this when I heard me the next day outside my room. By this I mean I hesitated and thought whether I should just burst out and talk to me or not, as we haven't really spoken before.

It would undoubtedly have helped my confidence if we had spoken the night before, but of course I was on the phone because of my neck.

I now think of many things that "would have" happened had we spoken, but that haven't happened.

You must be thinking: just talk to them now. Well thats the problem: I don't think this is "the right time" and am worried that if anything goes wrong in the conversation its getting too late to call a chatline for support on this.

It is this chain of thought: If I never got licked, I wouldn't have been on the phone then, we would have chatted yesterday, we could then have chatted more today, we would be on our way to becoming great friends.

that annoys me, because that is not true.
I could try and make friends today, but if it doesn't work I will be so upset.
Its like being normally upset at someone rejecting you I guess, but with the added damage of it being because of an old rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish.


I welcome you guys to challenge my thoughts, and give me good advice.

/god i'm bored with this already.

[Zak33]

Are you belittling my very serious and important affliction?

kissy kissy.... kiss

hiya big boy...

now go and mess someone elses forum up pls

[OiD Licker]

I am and I also know you you 'really' are. Cease and desist.

Bugger

I'm outa here

[samcross]

So who was it?

Oh and in before the close.

[j1979]

I am and I also know you you 'really' are. Cease and desist.

name and shame lol

[Zak33]

it's OiD being a tit....

[samcross]

Albeit a funny tit.

[Zak33]

OiD Licker is his new name... I shall un ban him in a mo

[Zak33]

ok.. OiD Licker is now a member again.. if he logs back in with this new name and his old password, he'll be welcome to make himself more of an arse that currently he is managing

[OiD Licker]

You make fun of my my serious trolling affliction, you swines!

I feel violated, the name change

I thought NeckLicker was witty and original

[OiD Licker]

Albeit a funny tit.

Thankyou, at least someone appreciates my genius