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  • your a hypochondriac

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  • what's a hypochondriac??

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  • my balls/ovaries hurt a bit when i use wifi/BT

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  • i have ballache but its nowt to do with BT/wifi

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    Question ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    im not talking about the fact that my bluetooth mouse drops its pairing all the time, or that my wireless headphones get interference when someone sticks a 90 second burger in the microwave, neither am i referring to my stupidity when sending personal pictures whilst at work

    well i dont want to get into any legal striffe so i will point out that anything i write is probably just coincidence. but ever sinice i got a netbook ive used my bluetooth mouse all the time with my netbook on my lap.. now after 2 months or so my right ball hurts. im sure this has nothing to do with bluetooth but i was wondering if any other people have had similar pains in the lower regions, if using a wifi device near such sensitive parts of the body?

    my netbook has become my main PC as its been sooo cold ive spent a lot of time under my duvet using my netbook on my lap. so im asking people to test their testicals.. or ovaries, or both for any Hermaphrodite hexies and report any problems or pains they may have experienced.

    i would like to point out again that this is probably just a coincidence and my ballache is probably due to internet activity.
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    Dan Maloney?

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    considering every phone iv had since my T28 has had bluetooth id say i am sterile then
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    i think i'm gonna be keeping my phone in my inside pocket in my coat from now on.. oh wait.. breast cancer?

    i dunno like, but i doubt you're getting ballache from too much bluetooth

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/hilaryjon...icularpain.htm

    It could be any of the above or an alternative theory is that you are heating up your balls by placing your netbook on your lap. You know there is a reason for why your balls are placed outside your body, its because its slightly cooler.

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    Dan Maloney?
    who's he? and what connection has he got to my right bollock lol?

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/hilaryjon...icularpain.htm

    It could be any of the above or an alternative theory is that you are heating up your balls by placing your netbook on your lap. You know there is a reason for why your balls are placed outside your body, its because its slightly cooler.
    i never thought of the heat problem, hmmm maybe your right! thanks!! ill try turning off BT and using the track pad for a few days.

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    I'm sorry but that is by far the funniest poll Hexus has ever seen.
    And btw, I never experience pain in my bollocks when I use bluetooth or wi-fi.

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    You missed a poll option: everything gives you cancer/we're all going to die.

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    The same thing happened to Hitler.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    The same thing happened to Hitler.
    that was Tom cruise's fault!!

    but that fills my with confidence, thanks! i could always get a silicone implant.

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    Re: ballache, bluetooth and wifi??

    I can actually decode QPSK signals with my balls.
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    not going to work steve, no-one is going to ask you to prove this
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    I can actually decode QPSK signals with my balls.
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    ill get you hodgson
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