**** accidentally bitten off by mistress

[steve threlfall]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...5&in_page_id=2

Ouch

"A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off. "

[Clunk]

That sucks.

[0iD]

[schmunk]

Sin Chew

It certainly would be...

[Andeh13]

nom nom nom

ouch

[schmunk]

nom nom nom

ouch

[IMG]Tiggerai Om Nom Nom[/IMG]

/Hides

[steve threlfall]

Picture cpation reads

What a couple having an affair in a car might look like

[CaseyV9]

Sack her

[Disturbedguy]

No EEEuuuuiiiieeekkkk Casey?

[handscombmp]

try explaining that to the wife.

[stevie lee]

Sack her

if she got the sack she was blowing it wrong.


/runs and hides head in shame

[unreal]

Wow, talk about karma... well now I know what to look out and prepare for if I had any carpark shenanigans at least lol.

[Flash477]

Dang! That had to have hurt!

Although I'm still trying to work out how a van reversing into them would cause her to bite . Perhaps she was fed up trying to get a raise that way and used it as an excuse to get her own back

[CaseyV9]

No EEEuuuuiiiieeekkkk Casey?

No, my sarcastic jest annoyed Mr Hodgson so I taken me Oinkment and stopped Still, I am interested in how she managed to bite it of. Maybe it was the angle or she just bit the end of. Still, I imagine it takes some doing

[mycarsavw]

Dang! That had to have hurt!

Although I'm still trying to work out how a van reversing into them would cause her to bite . Perhaps she was fed up trying to get a raise that way and used it as an excuse to get her own back

<groan>

[Whiternoise]

Picture cpation reads

+1

Made the article.