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    Terrible, shocking news

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8045422.stm

    Quote Originally Posted by The peoples democratic broadcasting corporation
    ...a Certificate in Preparation for Working Life exam...
    Quite frankly, what the heck - comrade?
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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    why do i have the urge to blame groundskeeper Willie for this
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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    "I saw my friend was hurt and I moved the desks to get to him," he said. "I rang the ambulance and then my mum to tell her what happened
    so. he had a mobile phone with him in the exam. isn't that classed as cheating?

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    Certificate in Preparation for Working Life
    http://www.aqa.org.uk/qual/level/workingrev.php

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    Hey Stevie Lee, be fair to them, at work i have my mobile phone.

    Actually my job would be a **** load harder without google.
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    But, nonetheless, you aren't allowed a mobile phone in the exam room. I think that there's a risk that everyone's results get voided if so many rules are broken

    So tell me.. how many of these results are being counted?

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    In nearly every exam hall, you place your bags to one side, and then you step over to your desk, everything from your pockets i.e. keys, phone, is placed in your bag when you take the test.

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    Quote Originally Posted by mediaboy View Post
    But, nonetheless, you aren't allowed a mobile phone in the exam room. I think that there's a risk that everyone's results get voided if so many rules are broken

    So tell me.. how many of these results are being counted?
    I'd be pretty pissed if I was doing brilliant in an exam and somebody had the cheek to put their hand up and say "miss, the heating units fell on me!" Selfish or what.

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    It's ok, it is only the Isle of sheppy

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    isn't it a bit ironic that this was a preparation for working life exam, and now 4 of those kids will be claiming disability for the rest of theirs?


    ps: first rule in preparation for working life : get a job
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    isn't it a bit ironic that this was a preparation for working life exam, and now 4 of those kids will be claiming disability for the rest of theirs?
    is that true :|
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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    Hey Stevie Lee, be fair to them, at work i have my mobile phone.

    Actually my job would be a **** load harder without google.
    it was only an abservation on something that jumped out from the page at me. when i last did exams (about 11 years ago) the rules on what you could take in and out of the exam hall were very strict, just wondering if they'd been relaxed a bit since.

    and my work would be a **** load harder without a big hammer.

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    Quote Originally Posted by stevie lee View Post
    it was only an abservation on something that jumped out from the page at me. when i last did exams (about 11 years ago) the rules on what you could take in and out of the exam hall were very strict, just wondering if they'd been relaxed a bit since.

    and my work would be a **** load harder without a big hammer.
    No, mobile phones are not allowed to be anywhere on your person during an exam (It also includes 'all digital devices'... does that include calculators? ).

    EDIT: Looking at Q20 on this past paper, it seems like all the candidates should receive a fail anyway.
    http://store.aqa.org.uk/qual/level/q...W-QP-JUN08.PDF

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    Re: Terrible, shocking news

    Is that a test? *blinks*

    Maybe I should take it to put down another thing on my CV? If that's all it is then it looks like about 60 minutes work, an exam and then getting another certificate.

    I hope that they have to hand in SOME coursework or something...

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