Help! How to remove printer ink

[SiM]

From hand and leg (and carpet)!?!?

So I just tried to change my blue printer cartridge just now... but it still said it was empty. So I took it out and shook it but I couldn't hear the ink. So I squeezed it and my hand now looks like Dr Manhattan's

Help!

I know it will wear away eventually, but I am going to a friend's wedding tomorrow...

Edit: the printer fixed itself after I removed all cartridges and left it off for 5 mins
I am going to get so laughed at tomorrow lol

[MadduckUK]

pee on it

[Andy3536]

Being a printer engineer, i have plenty of experience with that. Take a scouring pad to your skin.....really. It's the only way if you don't want to wait. Don't go too far though.

[matty-hodgson]

get some deodorant.. not the anti-perspirant stuff though, the body-spray.. and spray it all over yours hands.
might work with the carpet too.

[MadduckUK]

might work with the carpet too.

how would he have got it... down there?!

[SiM]

OK the pee didn't work. I used a kitchen sponge with milton (I was gonna bleach but mum's suggested this instead) and about 70% has come off, so I am happy

Will try to find some deodorant, might be hard since I use this natural alcohol free stuff lol

[GoNz0]

as another printer engineer, cold water, soap and ur finger nail

as for the carpet, chance is it wont come out once dry. stain devil may work.

otherwise use up the rest of the cart and go as a smurf

[jim]

Seconding the Smurf idea, it wouldn't be unheard of.

[matty-hodgson]

how would he have got it... down there?!

i meant his shag'..

this is getting worse

[this_is_gav]

There's some stuff you can get for removing oil and things from your hands, which has like tiny bits of grit in it. Haven't used it for years, and without a name I'm not much use, and certainly not at this time of night, but maybe grab some for the future?

[matty-hodgson]

There's some stuff you can get for removing oil and things from your hands, which has like tiny bits of grit in it. Haven't used it for years, and without a name I'm not much use, and certainly not at this time of night, but maybe grab some for the future?

swarfega?

[TooNice]

OK the pee didn't work.

You actually tried that? o.O
MadduckUK was joking... wasn't he?

[MadduckUK]

he was joking about having tried it, if he had he wouldn't have said it didn't work

[GoNz0]

everyone knows your own piss doesnt work, you need someone elses stupid

[MadduckUK]

look, this is supposed to be functional not kinky :|

[GoNz0]

thats not what i heard, the smurf who likes golden showers