...where you just think what the blinking hell have i done to deserve this?
Bulbs gone in our bathroom, raced in there desperate for a pee only to stub my toe on the toilet then step back onto the corner of the shower surround (small bathroom) leaving me with a royally sore toe and a sore ankle on the opposing foot and pee all over the toilet seat!
I lead a good life, honest!
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Sorry mate, but I cracked up imagining the chain of events - almost a moment worthy of Wallace & Grommit.
As to whether you deserve it or not - I hope not as Karma will come round to bite me in the proverbial in which case
Originally Posted by Andehh
...where you just think what the blinking hell have i done to deserve this?
Bulbs gone in our bathroom, raced in there desperate for a pee only to stub my toe on the toilet then step back onto the corner of the shower surround (small bathroom) leaving me with a royally sore toe and a sore ankle on the opposing foot and pee all over the toilet seat!
I lead a good life, honest!
I've been doing the business in the dark for a week now - the flat upstairs was leaking and screwed the light socket in the bathroom. It's not so bad
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I'll assume you are single, you didn't mention any grief for 'pissing on the floor'.
Always looking on the bright side ...
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I constantly feel like "what have I done to deserve this" and hey, if a couple of minor injuries and a pee covered toilet seat is all you have to worry about, life isn't that bad!
(\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/)
(='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=)
(")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(")
This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!
...and what did that teach you? Don't leave it till the last minute before you go...where you just think what the blinking hell have i done to deserve this?
Bulbs gone in our bathroom, raced in there desperate for a pee only to stub my toe on the toilet then step back onto the corner of the shower surround (small bathroom) leaving me with a royally sore toe and a sore ankle on the opposing foot and pee all over the toilet seat!
I lead a good life, honest!
J/K
Just be thankful that it wasn't a critical stool launch too.
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