Neigh! ... surely not???

[0iD]

http://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/n...A58%3A22%3A213

[matty-hodgson]

buggery of a donkey

funniest thing i've ever read tbh.

[malfunction]

From a purely mechanical point of view wouldn't it be like waving a pencil around in the albert hall? (From every other point of view it's simply WTF?)

[Zak33]

from an ex horse owner (well... my both my ex's had horses) it's a sick and wrong thing and the bloke needs locking up.

To do this, you gotta understand what the sick bastard has to do to get it to hold still... cos they don't stand still while someone climbs on a box behind them naturally, I assure you.

The sick twisted people use either illegal drugs to dope the animals which is a dangerous thing in itself OR they "twitch" them.. an old fashioned way of naturally slowing a horse. it involves tying a very tight wire or rope around their bottom lip or ear or nose, and holding it unmercifully tight.. the horses body releases a drug that can knock it unconcious and into a coma... this is so dangerous as to be worth hanging the people who do it in the first place.

So.. .while funny.. it's no funnier than any other animal abuse

/goes away having ruined a good joke

[TheAnimus]

hey "twitch" them.. an old fashioned way of naturally slowing a horse. it involves tying a very tight wire or rope around their bottom lip or ear or nose, and holding it unmercifully tight.. the horses body releases a drug that can knock it unconcious and into a coma

Does this work on Humans?

[matty-hodgson]

from an ex horse owner (well... my both my ex's had horses) it's a sick and wrong thing and the bloke needs locking up.

To do this, you gotta understand what the sick bastard has to do to get it to hold still... cos they don't stand still while someone climbs on a box behind them naturally, I assure you.

The sick twisted people use either illegal drugs to dope the animals which is a dangerous thing in itself OR they "twitch" them.. an old fashioned way of naturally slowing a horse. it involves tying a very tight wire or rope around their bottom lip or ear or nose, and holding it unmercifully tight.. the horses body releases a drug that can knock it unconcious and into a coma... this is so dangerous as to be worth hanging the people who do it in the first place.

So.. .while funny.. it's no funnier than any other animal abuse

/goes away having ruined a good joke

just to clear it up.. i'm laughing cos it says "buggery of a donkey"

[mycarsavw]

From a purely mechanical point of view wouldn't it be like waving a pencil around in the albert hall?

I think you speak for yourself there, Tiny Tim.

[Fortune117]

I think you speak for yourself there, Tiny Tim.

Wow.. You actually just dicked all over his parade.

[Andeh13]

Wow.. You actually just dicked all over his parade.

what a cock up!

[Clunk]

This.

[malfunction]

I think you speak for yourself there, Tiny Tim.

Google it if you must but if you were hung like a horse it would be down to your knees at least.

[Zak33]

Google it if you must but if you were hung like a horse

Hung.. like a horse....

[0iD]

Hung .. like a Salami

[mycarsavw]

Google it if you must but if you were hung like a horse it would be down to your knees at least.

<wrist flick/finger snap>

[this_is_gav]

<wrist flick>

You'd need more than a wrist flick mate.