Those of you taht have seen a picture of me will know what a devastatingly good looking fella I am.
Well, you can all feel a little less envious now, cos I have got a dirty great spot coming up, right on my jaw line.
I nearly bled to death this morning when I nicked it with the razor... I'm not so sure this thing isn't a second nose growing or something.
What the hell do I put on it to make it go away? Its one of those nasty hard centered ones... it'll take ages to mature by which time I'll have wittled it away with the razor and lost 7 or 8 pints of blood...
Blighted? You betcha!