Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

[0iD]

I know we've done this before, but I feel it's time for a fresh debate

So, farting... fun or filth?

[r_j_k_p]

fun as long as you don't follow through.

[TAKTAK]

Depends on the situation...

[razer121]

Funny....as long as it doesn't smell then it's just mank XD

[muddyfox470]

Depends on your company.

Also if you have been eating or drinking the wrong stuff, well you can't help it. But just remember not to hold everything in for too long, otherwise...

nsfw

[0iD]

I always laugh at my own provided the noise generated is suitably comedic

[Terbinator]

Nothing beats dropping one knowing there's people in your slipstream such as on an escalator or something.

Arguably the most satisfying thing one can do, legally, in a public place.

[Tattysnuc]

Nothing beats dropping one knowing there's people in your slipstream such as on an escalator or something.

Arguably the most satisfying thing one can do, legally, in a public place.

I travel a lot, and use Ryanair, which as anyone who's travelled Ryanair will tell you, is cattle-class.

On one of our trips to Italy, the food was particularly getting the better of me, and on the steps going into the plane I thought I'd let one out before we got inside. Unfortunately it reverberated somewhat, so I just kept facing forward and found a seat.

For the first time in ages I managed to get a seat to myself, which was cool, so I could spread out and read my custompc on the flight. It wasn;t till I got off the other side that my colleagues filled me in. A middle aged lady was standing immediately behind me a couple of steps back with her head about my bum height. She caught it full on in the face, and was seen caughing and generally looking quite ill.

I can't think why no-one wants to sit with me when I fly now....

[razer121]

I travel a lo...snip.......

That just had me in stitchs, nice one

[kalniel]

I know we've done this before, but I feel it's time for a fresh debate

Fresh?

[finlay666]

Fun, especially crop dusting at work (the process of letting out an SBD next to someone at work as you walk past)

Also don't hold in farts, they get clogged up and travel up to your brain and that is where sh*tty ideas come from

[Moby-Dick]

Strategic Guff placement FTW

[Tattysnuc]

Nothing beats dropping one knowing there's people in your slipstream such as on an escalator or something.

Arguably the most satisfying thing one can do, legally, in a public place.

Priceless!

[Biscuit]

2 kinds of fart are particuarly good
- long powerful fart onto a hard surface or leather
- A tiny little squeek fart, like seriously high pitched. Pure comedy

Although they can sometimes smell sooooooo bad it removes the fun. The worst is if you all have a meal (such as curry) and are in the same company all night.

[g8ina]

At last, a place where I can boast of my achievements in the All Saudi Kingdom Farting Championships !

Worked there in early 80s with my best mate, the Rosser. Got invited to darts league and we got merry and things went from bad to worde and we announced the farting games.

The Rosser won longest unbroken fart without follow through, at about 14 seconds, and I won most pips in a single burst, I think it was 23 !

So yes, funny and fun.

[razer121]

At last, a ....snip....nny and fun.

LOL! really? wow i never exspect this from you G8ina! bravo!