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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    If you are in the pub with your mates, or in the theatre during a quiet part its hilarious.

    On the other hand, if you were in a certain positional situation with a good looking woman and it occured, that would be 'ring hurl' time.

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    I think my proudest moment was round a friends just after she had broken up with a particularly loathes specimen of our side of the species, she was at the time quite upset and in floods of tears. I stood up to give her a hug as it was the only thing i could thing to do, she engulfed me in a crusher of a hug, I was beginning to wonder about cracked ribs etc when I let out an absolute belter that almost blew my trousers off. I stood there completely mortified, and trying desperately to hold back a case of the giggles. This room shaker of a botty burp had come out of nowhere with absolutely no warning, leaving me wondering what my friend was gonna do. It wasnt long before i realised the sobs had turned into full on belly laugh and the tears to tears of laughter with her continually going 'I made you fart' Needless to say the ex boyfriend was forgotten for the rest of the evening continued with a much happier (if smellier) atmosphere.

    to this day we every I giver a hug she says 'now don't fart' with a giggle

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Always funny ... always

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    I posted my proudest moment before on another forum;

    Quote Originally Posted by me on another forum
    1991, 500+ people in the school hall, I'm sat on the balcony, not feeling all that great, on a wooden church pew.

    I know, I think to myself, I'll squeeze a trump out to lighten the pressure on my dodgy guts.

    Little did I know the organ had stopped playing, the headmaster was walking up the aisle to the front of the hall and everyone was very, very quiet.

    Imagine the sound of someone dropping a pile of books in a church and the echo that would produce...you're halfway there.

    I did a week of after school detentions.
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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    detention for a fart?! thats well extreme

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    I think it was more the eruption of laughter that was caused than the act itself
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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    "Puffs of lub" My other half calls them.

    err. yeah, thanks.

    KittenFart is nasty though can floor a man at 20 paces (or the length of my hallway) Always SBD too.

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Dog farts > Kitty farts
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Hmmmmmm... Does the female of the species fart??

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Listen to this,
    Too good to miss,
    Der-der, der-der, der der!
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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Filthy, especially in public
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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    On the other hand, if you were in a certain positional situation with a good looking woman and it occured, that would be 'ring hurl' time.
    I think if one person does it and the other laughs it shows how comfortable you are with them....

    That said if its a stinker it can be a mood killer
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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Farting is no longer fun

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-frenzy.html

    Partygoer teased about breaking wind kills one and injures three in stabbing frenzy





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    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    Fartin...snip...
    Wow Some people eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it

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    Re: Farting: Fun or Filth debate 2011

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    Farting is no longer fun

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-frenzy.html

    Partygoer teased about breaking wind kills one and injures three in stabbing frenzy



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    But yes funny, always funny.

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