If you are in the pub with your mates, or in the theatre during a quiet part its hilarious.
On the other hand, if you were in a certain positional situation with a good looking woman and it occured, that would be 'ring hurl' time.
I think my proudest moment was round a friends just after she had broken up with a particularly loathes specimen of our side of the species, she was at the time quite upset and in floods of tears. I stood up to give her a hug as it was the only thing i could thing to do, she engulfed me in a crusher of a hug, I was beginning to wonder about cracked ribs etc when I let out an absolute belter that almost blew my trousers off. I stood there completely mortified, and trying desperately to hold back a case of the giggles. This room shaker of a botty burp had come out of nowhere with absolutely no warning, leaving me wondering what my friend was gonna do. It wasnt long before i realised the sobs had turned into full on belly laugh and the tears to tears of laughter with her continually going 'I made you fart' Needless to say the ex boyfriend was forgotten for the rest of the evening continued with a much happier (if smellier) atmosphere.
to this day we every I giver a hug she says 'now don't fart' with a giggle
"Puffs of lub" My other half calls them.
err. yeah, thanks.
KittenFart is nasty though can floor a man at 20 paces (or the length of my hallway) Always SBD too.
Hmmmmmm... Does the female of the species fart??
razer121 (13-01-2011)
Listen to this,
Too good to miss,
Der-der, der-der, der der!
*parp*
Filthy, especially in public
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Farting is no longer fun
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-frenzy.html
Partygoer teased about breaking wind kills one and injures three in stabbing frenzy
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