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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Too much effort to just slap someone lol

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    If you do a battle cry when doing the fish slapping you will not only scare off the chavs but also I think your mates will never try hooking you up with someone again!

    OTH,the police may shoot you so perhaps there is a downside!

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Don't want to be shot by anyone.

    Need to find a gentle way now to tell her I'm not going to want to meet her, I've just had a message on facebook from her saying she hopes to meet me very soon.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    you would become uncle B and 9 months later daddy B.

    just tell her your insurance doesn't cover you in that postcode.

    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
    off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by GoNz0 View Post
    you would become uncle B and 9 months later daddy B.

    just tell her your insurance doesn't cover you in that postcode.
    You have so hit the nail on the head there mate, ran an insurance qoute for a laugh in that area, and it's 3 times what it is where I am now !

    I don't plan on there ever being any relations with her, even my mates GF who is a nurse came out with the throwing a sausage down an alley comment.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Rough rule of thumb, if your not in camborne, you can do better than someone from camborne.

    Thou in fairness to your mate who set you up, 5 children, all been paid for by the state isn't that bad for camborne.
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Bad for me though.

    I'm sure they've just gone through their friends list and thought hmmm who do we know is pretty decent and has a good job and a nice car.

    Have now just blocked the lot of them and have made my Facebook account set to friends only, just hope they don't ever get their phone reconnected as thats the only way now they can contact me.
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    heh I think all of us single bachelor types have had someone try to set us up on a blind date, mostly almost always bad.

    One set me up with a militant feminist, socialist, veggie of the worst hypocritical order.

    The kind who cries about how bad the third world is.... whilst sipping expensive wine in a trendy bar in soho that would have been enough to immunise a fair few orphans.
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Your always going to find some odd people in this world.

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