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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by razer121 View Post
    So out of curiosity are you on with this old work mate spill the beans!
    lol no, she sees me as nothing more than a friend and too young for her, which is fair enough.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    i don't see how google maps + house number /= house.
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    I couldn't find it even with that !

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    you must be really desperate for a shag....

    after spitting out that many kids it would be like throwing a sausage up an alley.

    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
    off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Could I just point out that I was only going to meet her, secondly my brains aren't located in my pants.

    Thirdly, I think Gonzo might be right lol

    Fourthly they can all go and crawl back under the rock they crawled out from.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Could I just point out that I was only going to meet her
    of course i think we have all been there

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    secondly my brains aren't located in my pants.
    We are all guys here, no need to pretend
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    There are those amongst us that aren't lol

    Perhaps I should start thinking with those more than using my brain, or is that a bad idea ?

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    There are those amongst us that aren't lol

    Perhaps I should start thinking with those more than using my brain, or is that a bad idea ?

    havent seen rai, sammy or sair in here yet, so this is 100% bloke,
    the lads

    everything out of your comfort zone should be treated to military precision, not wandering around unfamiliar streets in the dark because you haven't used streetview - that's how people get stabbed / disappointed

    if you think the whole thing was a setup then get out of it right now, if you think you just got lost then make sure it doesn't happen next time, and be sure to express how much effort you put into finding her, no matter how easy it was the second time round.
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    It's not likely to happen again mate, have made it quite clear to them (via facebook) that theres no way I'm meeting her now, it would have been nice if they were honest and told me she had 5 kids.

    Can't think why I wasn't told this at the begining

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by GoNz0 View Post
    after spitting out that many kids it would be like throwing a sausage up an alley.
    I was going to post something similar but I couldn't think of a polite way of putting it (well the only things I could think off where less polite than yours)

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    There's one I can think of too but thought better of posting it here in case I got banned !

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    There's one I can think of too but thought better of posting it here in case I got banned !
    I don't think you'd get banned for calling her a complete waster of a rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish trench TBH.
    You might get warned though
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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Was this in Camborne by chance?

    Also, without even knowing you I can be fairly certain you can do better.
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    Was this in Camborne by chance?

    Also, without even knowing you I can be fairly certain you can do better.
    From you, thats a compliment

    And yes it was Camborne so very good guess.

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Using a fish is much more amusing than a shovel:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

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    Re: I want to slap someone in the face with a shovel !

    Yes, but fish smells lol and I don't like the smell of fish.

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